Science


Hey..DonDiego...This experiment is a rip-off. Both of my mice died. Only one lasted a little longer. Poor Herbert and Donnie.
I find this experiment to be unethical.
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
Both of my mice died. Only one lasted a little longer. Poor Herbert and Donnie.

To confirm your hypothesis, you must demonstrate that your results are repeatable. Replace Herbert and Donnie with Forky and Chilly, and try it again.

I'll keep my fingers crossed.



Which one gets the plant?

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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
Both of my mice died. Only one lasted a little longer. Poor Herbert and Donnie.

To confirm your hypothesis, you must demonstrate that your results are repeatable. Replace Herbert and Donnie with Forky and Chilly, and try it again.

I'll keep my fingers crossed.


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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
Both of my mice died. Only one lasted a little longer. Poor Herbert and Donnie.

To confirm your hypothesis, you must demonstrate that your results are repeatable. Replace Herbert and Donnie with Forky and Chilly, and try it again.

I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Ok. I have repeated the test to your specification. Since I ran out of mice I had to substitute 1/2 inch wing nuts. Both have survived so far, but the Forky one is looking a little rusty.

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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
Both of my mice died. Only one lasted a little longer. Poor Herbert and Donnie.

To confirm your hypothesis, you must demonstrate that your results are repeatable. Replace Herbert and Donnie with Forky and Chilly, and try it again.
clcjim will try to learn the word "replicate" next week. And the week after.

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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
. . . Since I ran out of mice I had to substitute 1/2 inch wing nuts.

I say “Forky and Chilly” and you think “wingnuts”. Your logic is impeccable as far as it goes, but there’s one little problem. Inanimate wingnuts won’t work. You gotta get the actual living, breathing wingnuts named Forky and Chilly.

Think about what we might be able to accomplish here . . . in the name of science, of course. Do it right the first time, and we won’t ever have to repeat it. Shit, we won’t even have to replicate it.

Capeesh?

In the name of science!


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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
. . . Since I ran out of mice I had to substitute 1/2 inch wing nuts.

I say “Forky and Chilly” and you think “wingnuts”. Your logic is impeccable as far as it goes, but there’s one little problem. Inanimate wingnuts won’t work. You gotta get the actual living, breathing wingnuts named Forky and Chilly.

Think about what we might be able to accomplish here . . . in the name of science, of course. Do it right the first time, and we won’t ever have to repeat it. Shit, we won’t even have to replicate it.

Capeesh?


This is better than the Delete thread. Thank you for the laughs.
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