Seven men in a cave.

I just read this movie plot about seven men who become trapped underground while exploring an old mine. They are able to get small amounts of moisture from the cave walls but have no food. Two weeks go by with no rescue, and they make plans to eat whomever is the first to die. Another week goes by and all are alive. They all agree to draw straws and whomever loses will sacrifice either an arm or a leg. Each in turn will give a limb until they run out of them. They all are in agreement, but when the first man gets the short straw, they forcibly remove his arm and eat it. Hours later, they are rescued.
What do you think should happen to these men? Would you charge any of them with a crime, and could you convict them if on a jury? How would this effect your family if this happened to a family member?
In the movie, the men claim the wounded man was hurt in the cave-in and they had to amputate his arm to save him.

They should have waited for someone to die like they originally agreed. It's improper etiquette to cannibalise the living....Now they each could have contributed a few fingers for a pot luck...that would have been ok if they willingly shared.

POT LUCK BWWAAAHHHAAAA. Struck my funnybone,good one alanE

Wouldn't that be finger food instead???

Technically, yes. It's only pot luck if they mix in a few toes.

I think the one who "donated" an arm should consider himself lucky - the other men could of been LVA MRB subscribers who were used to eating at the buffets.

This is exactly why mine safety experts recommended, and governments around the world have adopted, the policy of closing up abandoned mines.

Not to prevent cannibalism; to prevent awful scripts and related discussions.

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' "







"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the jungle?"

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.

What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.

What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.

So sick.....but so funny!