Shania Twain @ Caesars

Oops. My wife informs me that Celine only has 3 children and does not know how many times Celine and her husband have made love.

I'd do Shania after she and Celine were together, and then have Celine watch me do Shania.

Why don't you take a look at how those kids were conceived...invitro

Somebodys got some issues.

I thought Rod Stewart was going to be there?

Not a country fan so other than being cute, Shania does nothing for me.

Celine, Rod Stewart, Shania Twain and Elton John are all currently signed for multi year residencies there. They spell each other off so no one is there for the entire year.

Has Shania Twain done anything in the last ten years to justify such a show? I know she was hot in the late 90s, but I can't remember the last hit she had.