Sharlene Is MIA!

I thought she was going to Vegas with him for Thanksgiving. How is she doing that if she is going to rehab for 3 months?

That's next week's episode.
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Originally posted by: BAGIANT I have off on Friday as the courts are closed, but if I try to go anywhere, Faye would smell a "rat" and know I was seeing her. So I can't take her to rehab. What to do...what to do!!


Just tell Faye the truth. You have stated on here several times that you are not a liar.
Calling her a 2 dollar whore means she is still way overpriced. No man with any brains would do her for free.

Hey Bag's since you basically pay her for sex would you consider that full pay poker?
Dang! Those pics are blocked Snidely. I'm so bummed
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Originally posted by: KayPea
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Yes, there is such a thing as bad sex for men.


Other than what was depicted in the movie Deliverance?


Yep.

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Originally posted by: KarenTN
I thought she was going to Vegas with him for Thanksgiving. How is she doing that if she is going to rehab for 3 months?


I NEVER said she was going with me for TG. I said I promised Faye she WOULDN'T be there. Since she'll be in rehab for 3 months or so, she won't be with me anywhere.

However, after we checked out at Harrah's, I got her a place at our favorite place...The Holiday Inn in the Harbor. But it all ends tomorrow. Faye already has said that since I'm off tomorrow, that I won't have to go anywhere. Yeah right! I'll be at the Holiday Inn and get my pipes cleaned before she goes to rehab. After all, it will be three long months until I see her. I'm going to miss that bitch!
Hopefully that's enough time to grow a new penis when the one you have now falls off in about three days.
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Originally posted by: BAGIANT
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Originally posted by: KarenTN
I thought she was going to Vegas with him for Thanksgiving. How is she doing that if she is going to rehab for 3 months?


I NEVER said she was going with me for TG. I said I promised Faye she WOULDN'T be there. Since she'll be in rehab for 3 months or so, she won't be with me anywhere.

However, after we checked out at Harrah's, I got her a place at our favorite place...The Holiday Inn in the Harbor. But it all ends tomorrow. Faye already has said that since I'm off tomorrow, that I won't have to go anywhere. Yeah right! I'll be at the Holiday Inn and get my pipes cleaned before she goes to rehab. After all, it will be three long months until I see her. I'm going to miss that bitch!



You must really like to embarrass yourself Bags.

Make sure she doesn't hit the bottle of Nyquil before she blows you, that shit will get you all sticky and you'll smell like cherries and meth after she's done smoking your pole.

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