1.__Last night the Asteroid Apophis - named after the Egyptian God of evil, darkness, and destruction - passed within 10-million miles of Earth. No harm has been reported.
But, . . . in 2029 the same asteroid, about the mass of 2 battleships, will pass within 20,000 miles - inside the orbits of, f'rinstance communication satellites.
And, . . . in 2036, when poor old DonDiego will be two months past his 88th birthday, the object will pass by the Earth yet again. Eventually a collision is inevitable. Actually DonDiego would like to see that; he's always wanted to know how things were gonna end up.
2.__There's wookies here now:
[Hilarious photo of wookie-looking-animal removed to save DonDiego's bandwidth]
3.__And there's this:
[Hilarious photo of doggy seducing chicken removed to save DonDiego's bandwidth]
But, . . . in 2029 the same asteroid, about the mass of 2 battleships, will pass within 20,000 miles - inside the orbits of, f'rinstance communication satellites.
And, . . . in 2036, when poor old DonDiego will be two months past his 88th birthday, the object will pass by the Earth yet again. Eventually a collision is inevitable. Actually DonDiego would like to see that; he's always wanted to know how things were gonna end up.
2.__There's wookies here now:
[Hilarious photo of wookie-looking-animal removed to save DonDiego's bandwidth]
3.__And there's this:
[Hilarious photo of doggy seducing chicken removed to save DonDiego's bandwidth]
