Single? Relocate!

Even if they get ESPN and SPIKE on cable its unlikely you'll win control of the remote. Nothing to watch except the Housewives of Rio..

Male spouses are only allowed in town on weekends. That sounds perfect to me.

Quote from article.....‘Do what we say and live according to our rules,’ says Nelma.

Uh huh. Like that's going to happen.

Wonder what those rules are.

And if ~someone~ were to break a rule or two, would they, like, um, err, ahh, mmmm, get a spanking?

And would that be a gentle spanking, or hard one?

Inquiring minds just need to know.

LOL

BTW, & FYI:

Best airfare I've found, so far, for a one way ticket in early October is about $820.00 to Rio de Janiero.

Not certain how long it would take to get from the Rio airport to heaven from there. Ooops, I meant to write Noiva do Cordeiro.