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Originally posted by: Nesalk
I don't know, but try this script with whatever casino...
"WTF does one have to do to get invited to the (insert casino/tournament name here) slot tournament?? Do you idiots know how much money my wife and I pour in to your decaying, smokey, blue-hair infested casino?? This is bullshit!!
You know I have a new tablet now! That's right, it's a Samsung Galaxy 10.0 asshole!! And I have Excel!! We ballin' now!!! I'm gonna be tracking your every move from here on in. Get your shit together, or we'll be taking our business where it'll be appreciated...like the Stratosphere!!! That's right, THE STRAT!!! How does it feel being ranked behind that roach-infested dump??" Then you just hang up, and wait for the invite.
It might just work!
Classic!
