Here's a great story/joke for the grammar police:
A man is at a cocktail party talking with a group of friends about his fishing trip the past weekend.
"Me and Joe, we caught ourselves ten fish," he tells them. "Then me an Joe did this...." "Then me and Joe did that....."
A young woman was eavesdropping on the conversation and cringed at the constant grammatical error spoken by the man. Finally, she couldn't take it any longer and politely confronted him. "Excuse me, sir, I believe you mean 'Joe and I' - not 'me and Joe'. "
The man looked at her hostily for a moment obviously insulted by her correction. Before he could say anything the woman said defensively, "Please dont be insulted. I am a reading and writing teacher at the Elementary School - this is simply what I do for a living."
The man looked at her for a moment longer and then relaxed. He then grabbed the woman, turned her around, pulled down her underware beneath her skirt and shoved his finger up her butt. "Please, madam," he said "dont be insulted. You see, I am a proctologist and this is simply what I do for a living."
