Something you don't hear everyday

10-Foot Python Bites Man's Penis During Toilet Visit
Attaporn Boonmakchuay, 38, from near Bangkok, Thailand, called on the help of his wife and neighbor as he wrestled a python that had sunk its fangs into his manhood.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/10-foot-python-bites-man-s-penis-during-toilet-visit-693300803734

Squatting...in a country where toilet-climbing pythons are common.
That python probably couldn't believe his good luck...at first.
Now he is released "into the wild", to scout for another treat.

Yikes!

Woo-eee! Any story that includes the terms "fangs" and "penis" is unlikely to have a happy ending.

Up heh' jes' 'bout ever'body gots a stick jes' inside the door o' the outdoor convenience. Before one sets, one rattles that stick 'round the hole a bit so's anything' down there has a chance to git out or slither away.