Spell check autocorrect joke

A man received the following text from his neighbor:


I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The husband, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect…. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

funny and disturbing at the same time

Whoops!

Here are some funny ones.

Pretty funny. That was me

Last time I could go get a freebie upgraded phone I got a smartphone and I absolutely hated it because of crap like that happening. I took it back after a couple days and got my old phone back that actually has my little keyboard. Guess I'm a creature of familiarity.