Stephen Hawking reveals biggest mystery in Universe

You don't need a genius professor to tell us what most already know.

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Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking

(Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

The wheelchair-bound Hawking, who only recently retired from a post once held by Isaac Newton, talked to the magazine in the run-up to celebrations for his 70th birthday about his biggest scientific blunder and his hopes for modern science.

Hawking is due to celebrate his 70th birthday on Sunday with a public symposium entitled "The State of the Universe" at the University of Cambridge's Centre for Theoretical Cosmology.

Hawking heads a list of speakers including British Astronomer Royal Martin Rees, Nobel Prize-winning physicist Saul Perlmutter and Kip Thorne, one of the world's leading theoretical physicists.




Men aren't so easy to figure out either, my friend.

I hope the women in this forum take pity on you for posting this and refrain from chopping you up into cut-bait, LOL.
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Originally posted by: INdianapaddler
Men aren't so easy to figure out either, my friend.

I hope the women in this forum take pity on you for posting this and refrain from chopping you up into cut-bait, LOL.




ROTFLMAO!

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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: INdianapaddler
Men aren't so easy to figure out either, my friend.

I hope the women in this forum take pity on you for posting this and refrain from chopping you up into cut-bait, LOL.





Your chances for survival just took a serious nosedive!

One of the funniest T-shirt slogans I ever saw was a lady wearing one that said "Please Stand By: Next Mood Swing in Six Minutes".
Looks like the dude has the whole guy - girl thing figured out.

This clown is supposed to be a genius and he can't even figure out the simple stuff??

Women are easy to figure out...be decent looking, pretend you don't give a shit about them, wait for them to come to you, then let the sex begin!

BTW...is this guy able to masturbate??
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