Suicide at Cosmopolitan

I was thinking of either

A.) having sex on them

B.) grilling a steak on them while having a cold drink

I'm not sure he jumped from a room balcony. I think the article said a "ledge."

Not a balcony. I think you can see him on the ledge in the middle of the picture.

Yes you definitely can see him on a ledge in the picture.

Much easier access.

It may be easier, but I like a bigger splat. Besides, If I'm going to kill myself, I want to make sure its a 1 and done type of thing. 1 jump, 1 splat, 1 death.

Thinking about a stay there. Do they charge a resort fee at the Cosmopolitan?

So if he lost his balance and fell off a ledge while contemplating suicide is that really suicide or an accident? He didn't really jump.

Some one should have started an over-under bet when the Cosmo opened.....it was gonna happen at some point.

The better bet would have been the number of bounces OR furthest brain splatter fragment away from the body.

One could also bet on how thick was the body after the splat, were the eyes in their sockets after the splat, lots of stuff to take odds on for jumpers.

Yes. I know I'm a touch sick......time for a cookie