Sure to Make a Splash !

Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley IronPigs minor league baseball team will become the first professional sports franchise to offer urine-controlled video games in its restrooms when the season starts in April.

Ref: US News

Another reason for DonDiego to be proud of his birthplace, the Lehigh Valley. Unfortunately, the debut of this game arrives a mite too late for poor old DonDiego to attain anything near an expert classification.

DonDiego supposes the game will be seen in Las Vegas -The City of Schools and Churches soon.
Roulette Man always gets a kick out of the urinal mats that have printed "Say No To Drugs". This powerful and slightly subliminal message has prevented RM from ever being tempted to do any drugs.



As for the game, one would need to really drink up so they can do the full game.
It would help with sales of drinks at the Iron Pigs Coca Cola Stadium. Very nice ballpark BTW.

They tried this game earlier with a NASCAR based game screen, but alas it just didn't work out.
Nothing but "pee left" commands. They should have known.
Obviously, this is sex discrimination.

We've come a long way from spelling our name in the snow.
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