Surprising Things



Ref: The Sun
..... at least it's a white suit, and won't show the "stains".


Rick
If he had put peanut butter on the bread, would he have been attacked by elephants instead? or what if that peanut nutter was JIF, choosy moms? or what if it was wonder bread, kids? OMG, the horrific ramifications coould be endless!

THE HORROR THE HORROR!!
What do you think a Meat Suit would catch?


Me ! I "love" meat.
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Originally posted by: pearlguy
Me ! I "love" meat.

figured you for more of a porker...


There are worse things to wear than bacon.

I remember being in Atlantic City a few years ago, and we were walking on the boardwalk when my cousin said he wanted to get some coffee and a donut. I sat on one of the benches waiting for him to return.

When he got back, he sat down next to me and got ready to bite into his donut. As he lifted the donut to his mouth, all of a sudden this seagull came swooping down and stole the donut right out of his mouth. After the initial shock of having the donut stolen, we started laughing our asses off from what just happened.

A few minutes later we started walking down the boardwalk, and saw the same gulls going after two teanage girls who had some popcorn in a large tub. The gulls were relentless in their attack, and the girls were so frightened, that they threw the tub of popcorn in the air and high tailed it to the inside of a store for shelter. It might have been terrifying for them, but it made for a good laugh to the pedestrians on the boardwalk. So if you ever get a chance to go to the AC boardwalk....LOOK OUT for the Seagulls as they are VICIOUS!
BAGIANT great story. I've always enjoyed sitting on a bench on the Boardwalk enjoying my morning coffee and pastry. Normally the Pigeons will land and sit on you while the Gulls keep a little distance until you toss them a little something.
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Originally posted by: Blade



I've always enjoyed sitting on a bench on the Boardwalk enjoying my morning coffee and pastry.

Normally the Pigeons will land and sit on you



Just one more reason why I prefer Las Vegas.


Rick
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