Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

"A team of Cornell University researchers focusing on a fictional zombie outbreak as an approach to disease modeling suggests heading for the hills, in the Rockies, to save your 'braains' from the 'undead.'
During the 2015 American Physical Society March Meeting, on Thursday, March 5 in San Antonio, Texas, the group will describe their work modeling the statistical mechanics of zombies—those thankfully fictional 'undead' creatures with an appetite for human flesh."
Ref: phys.org

Further reading suggests Glacier National Park is ideal and Alaska would offer similar benefits, most notably distance from large urban centers.

On the other hand, smosh.com offers some of the worst places to hide from zombies:
i. Shopping Mall
ii. Farmhouse
iii. City Rooftop
iv. Underground Bunker
v. Small island

For obvious reasons poor old DonDiego won't reveal his designated hiding place, . . . but it will provide him with an abundance of tomatoes.
How about the ocean? Moon or ISS.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
"A team of Cornell University researchers focusing on a fictional zombie outbreak as an approach to disease modeling suggests heading for the hills, in the Rockies, to save your 'braains' from the 'undead.'
During the 2015 American Physical Society March Meeting, on Thursday, March 5 in San Antonio, Texas, the group will describe their work modeling the statistical mechanics of zombies—those thankfully fictional 'undead' creatures with an appetite for human flesh."
Ref: phys.org

Further reading suggests Glacier National Park is ideal and Alaska would offer similar benefits, most notably distance from large urban centers.

On the other hand, smosh.com offers some of the worst places to hide from zombies:
i. Shopping Mall
ii. Farmhouse
iii. City Rooftop
iv. Underground Bunker
v. Small island

For obvious reasons poor old DonDiego won't reveal his designated hiding place, . . . but it will provide him with an abundance of tomatoes.


I can understand how the farmhouse (it always seem like the farmhouse in the movies) and underground bunker may be places to avoid zombies, but the city rooftop and a small island seem ideal for zombie avoidance. I also didn't know zombies were materialistic and liked to shop at shopping malls.


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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
I can understand how the farmhouse (it always seem like the farmhouse in the movies) and underground bunker may be places to avoid zombies, but the city rooftop and a small island seem ideal for zombie avoidance. I also didn't know zombies were materialistic and liked to shop at shopping malls.

Dawn of the Dead 1978 - Following an ever-growing epidemic of zombies that have risen from the dead, two Philadelphia S.W.A.T. team members, a traffic reporter, and his television executive girlfriend seek refuge in a secluded shopping mall. It doesn't go well.

Dawn of the Dead 2004 - The end-credits roll, interspersed with video footage taken by Terry, using a camera from the boat. Following a grim voyage where water, fuel and food supplies all run low, the remaining survivors succeed in reaching an island, only to be immediately attacked by a new swarm of zombies. As the survivors attempt to retreat to the boat, the camera falls to the ground and blacks out, leaving their ultimate fate unknown. DonDiego opines their fate is clear.

You forgot high schools....linky
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