Swingers or kidney stealers?

Last weekend the wife and I went to Atlantic City. We had a hotel room so we drank a bit more than usual since we weren't driving. Making the rounds from casino to casino we stopped at the Trop to have a dance. This other couple asked if they could keep the woman's purse on our chair for safe keeping. Sure, we said. The woman starts to dance with Peggy. I danced with Peggy. The other couple danced together. They sat with us. We had a drink. Since none of us had dinner, we went to dinner. It was a nice time from what I can remember. Anyways, the other couple invites us to sleep over their house next time we're in AC so we don't have to spend money on a hotel. They live about 20 minutes from AC. We thought that was a little forward. We don't really know them and wouldn't invited them to our house.

We exchanged phone numbers and said goodbye.

The woman of the couple called me tonight. She left a voice message. They're going to Mexico on vacation and want to know if we want to come with them. Anytime. Whenever it's good for us.

I'm afraid they want to steal my kidney. My wife thinks they're swingers.

Please help.

snidely,

It is obvious to me that you are both right. One they lure you to Mexico and swing a little with you it will be easy for them to drug you and steal your kidney.

Whether they are trustworthy or not, I wouldn't travel to Mexico right now, with all of the unrest going on.

Both? Holy crap. It's worse than I thought.

snidely333- I'm sure it is a misunderstanding. They probably recognized you from here in the LVA Forum and forgot to mention it. Your shifty eyes give you away in any crowd. We are all like family here so call back and schedule your trip.

Adios!

They just sound friendly. Did you have a lot in common? You should find out the woman's hood ornament status.

If you thought something was fishy why did you give them your phone number? Maybe you had intentions to swing.

Alcohol clouds the senses.

Did the woman have a nice set of cans and a hot pair of runaway sticks? That would play into my decision to call back.

Invite them to join LVA FFA. We'll help screen them for you. It's what family does.