Swingers or kidney stealers?

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Originally posted by: chihuahua
Tell them you want to swing before the trip and they might cancel the trip once they do the CHA CHA with both of you.


The only problem with that bluff is what if they come back and say "Oh we were hoping you would want to do that."?
Oh man,why didn't i think of this before?

Uh,snidely,we want to invite you and your wife to a lovely fun filled 4 night all-inclusive stay at a lovely retreat that's totally secluded and perfect for a nice relaxing time in the mountains. You will be completely immersed in the lap of luxury and i promise it will be one of the best unforgettable vacation you have ever experienced. I will PM you the all the details. Can't wait to meet you.

JOHN

PS You wouldn't happen to be O positive would you?

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Originally posted by: snidely333
Last weekend the wife and I went to Atlantic City. We had a hotel room so we drank a bit more than usual since we weren't driving. Making the rounds from casino to casino we stopped at the Trop to have a dance. This other couple asked if they could keep the woman's purse on our chair for safe keeping. Sure, we said. The woman starts to dance with Peggy. I danced with Peggy. The other couple danced together. They sat with us. We had a drink. Since none of us had dinner, we went to dinner. It was a nice time from what I can remember. Anyways, the other couple invites us to sleep over their house next time we're in AC so we don't have to spend money on a hotel. They live about 20 minutes from AC. We thought that was a little forward. We don't really know them and wouldn't invited them to our house.

We exchanged phone numbers and said goodbye.

The woman of the couple called me tonight. She left a voice message. They're going to Mexico on vacation and want to know if we want to come with them. Anytime. Whenever it's good for us.

I'm afraid they want to steal my kidney. My wife thinks they're swingers.

Please help.


My wife and I are both O positive. Why?
Well...we're not swingers
Ohhhhh,both O pos,better than i expected.

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Originally posted by: snidely333
My wife and I are both O positive. Why?


Snidely, your kidneys workin' OK?
John only wants one of them.

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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
Snidely, your kidneys workin' OK?
John only wants one of them.




I think that is why Snidely likes to stay at casinos that don't allow coolers (he loves the Red Rock Casino). He doesn't want his kidney put on ice by some swingers.
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The price of a kidney transplant at one of the best hospitals in the Philippines, where organ sales are legal, was recently just $6,316, according to a 2005 report by the Philippine Information Agency.

The donors are in such huge supply where it's legal, like the Philippines, so they have to accept the average of $3,000 (for selling their kidneys).


Damn, it can't be cost effective to go all the way to Mexico just to rob my kidney.

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Originally posted by: snidely333
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The price of a kidney transplant at one of the best hospitals in the Philippines, where organ sales are legal, was recently just $6,316, according to a 2005 report by the Philippine Information Agency.

The donors are in such huge supply where it's legal, like the Philippines, so they have to accept the average of $3,000 (for selling their kidneys).


Damn, it can't be cost effective to go all the way to Mexico just to rob my kidney.


Kidnapping for ransom doesn't require organ harvesting. There's a bunch of that crap going on down there too.
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: discostu
Keep being the voice of reason for people not to go to vacation destinations in Mexico. Where in many of these areas they have separate police forces than, let's say, one block over where it is no longer considered the tourist areas. That's fine. But please don't bitch and moan when these people are out of work and come to the U.S. and "take our jobs." You don't get it both ways.

So using your reasoning no one should go to the Vegas strip, not with all of the murders.


I'm sure you are the simpleton type who saw nothing wrong with Columbia when Escobar's thugs were mowing people down too?


I'm sure you are the simpleton type who thinks that because gun violence is horrible in the United States you are sure to tell people from other countries to never visit anywhere in the United States.
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Originally posted by: discostu
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Originally posted by: Roulette Man
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Originally posted by: discostu
Keep being the voice of reason for people not to go to vacation destinations in Mexico. Where in many of these areas they have separate police forces than, let's say, one block over where it is no longer considered the tourist areas. That's fine. But please don't bitch and moan when these people are out of work and come to the U.S. and "take our jobs." You don't get it both ways.

So using your reasoning no one should go to the Vegas strip, not with all of the murders.


I'm sure you are the simpleton type who saw nothing wrong with Columbia when Escobar's thugs were mowing people down too?


I'm sure you are the simpleton type who thinks that because gun violence is horrible in the United States you are sure to tell people from other countries to never visit anywhere in the United States.


Nice try, but the facts are that the United States has travel warnings about people traveling to Mexico and 2010 set a record for American deaths in Mexico (of the ones that were recorded). Isn't it interesting you can't answer my Columbia assertion?
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