Oh man,why didn't i think of this before?
Uh,snidely,we want to invite you and your wife to a lovely fun filled 4 night all-inclusive stay at a lovely retreat that's totally secluded and perfect for a nice relaxing time in the mountains. You will be completely immersed in the lap of luxury and i promise it will be one of the best unforgettable vacation you have ever experienced. I will PM you the all the details. Can't wait to meet you.
JOHN
PS You wouldn't happen to be O positive would you?
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Last weekend the wife and I went to Atlantic City. We had a hotel room so we drank a bit more than usual since we weren't driving. Making the rounds from casino to casino we stopped at the Trop to have a dance. This other couple asked if they could keep the woman's purse on our chair for safe keeping. Sure, we said. The woman starts to dance with Peggy. I danced with Peggy. The other couple danced together. They sat with us. We had a drink. Since none of us had dinner, we went to dinner. It was a nice time from what I can remember. Anyways, the other couple invites us to sleep over their house next time we're in AC so we don't have to spend money on a hotel. They live about 20 minutes from AC. We thought that was a little forward. We don't really know them and wouldn't invited them to our house.
We exchanged phone numbers and said goodbye.
The woman of the couple called me tonight. She left a voice message. They're going to Mexico on vacation and want to know if we want to come with them. Anytime. Whenever it's good for us.
I'm afraid they want to steal my kidney. My wife thinks they're swingers.
Please help.