Talk about a bad hand...

Jose Canseco's finger falls off during poker tournament

Dude needs to knuckle down. I heard he was just giving some hot chick his digits. He bluffed one hand, took the four finger discount and stole the pot. Overheard: "Hey! Dead Hand! That finger smells like Madona".

Fixed.

He said it's for the best. It was starting to smell bad.

Dirty Sanchez ? ? ?

I was hoping I would never, ever, ever, hear that phrase again. I'm gonna go start drinking now, and it's your fault, DonDiego.

Delightful !

May DonDiego recommend Founders Brewing Company's CURMUDGEON OLD ALE out of Grand Rapids, . . . brewed with molasses and a focus on the malt bill, then oak-aged.


Or, if clcjim is really serious, how's about a Blanton's ORIGINAL SINGLE BARREL BOURBON WHISKEY out of the Buffalo Trace Distillery o'er in Frankfort, Kentucky.

So he gave the casino "the finger"

That gives new meaning to fingering someone....