Tan Mom gets hammered (drunk) at drag queen roast (be forewarned, photos may upset your stomach so enter with care)


'Tan Mom' gets wasted, bounced from drag-queen roast




Andy Warhol accurately predicted that one day, everyone would get their 15 minutes of fame. New Jersey mother Patricia Krentcil got hers when she was accused of taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth -- then defended herself on TV with her own burnt face in full view.

That incident and the media frenzy it ignited (yeah, we said it) happened way back in May. But Krentcil might still has some of her 15 minutes left, because she got her very own show at New York's XL Cabaret on Wednesday night. The show, entitled Hot Mess, was described by BroadwayWorld.com as follows:

The cast of Hot Mess will be prepared with jokes, songs, and dance numbers all poking fun at the expense of "Tan Mom." Hosts of the show, Lady Bunny and Bianca Del Rio, are especially tickled with excitement:
“We're planning to put her on the hot seat to grill her about her instant, red-hot fame. Hot Mess' Skyla Versai will even impersonate Patricia with a medley of Burn, Baby, Burn, I'm Burning Up, Baby I'm Burnin' with bacon sizzling sound effects in between."










Tan Mom looks like she spent too much time out at Yucca Flats back in the 50s.

What a mess.
At a glance the first photo looks like Jeff Spicoli.
How sad! She's a total mess isn't she?

But still that's an all over tan, so....
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Originally posted by: RiverRat
At a glance the first photo looks like Jeff Spicoli.

Yep....
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Originally posted by: RiverRat
At a glance the first photo looks like Jeff Spicoli.

Yep....
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That's Treegirl circa 2047. As long as we get past that Mayan calander end-of-the-world thing in December. JK TG!




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