A gas station in Halifax was trying to increase its sales. So the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-Up."
Soon Ted Cruz The Canadian pulls in, fills his tank, and then asks for his free sex.
The gas attendent tells him pick to a number from 1 to 10 if he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex.
Lyin' Ted says, "7"
The gas attendent says, "You were close, sir, but the number was 6. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, Ted The Canadian and his buddy Glenn, pull in for a fill up. Again he asks for his free sex and again the gas attendent gives him the same story and asks him to guess the correct number.
Ted says, "5"
The gas attendent says, "Sorry,it was 4. You were so close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Glenn says to Ted, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Lyin' Ted replies,"No, it ain't rigged. Heidi won twice last week."
