Teen Admits Trying to Hire Hit Man on Facebook

Authorities should tack on an extra 15 years for astounding and unbelievable stupidity!


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Of course, where else would you look for a hit man?
Ha Ha Ha ha Ha ! What a numbskull ! ! !

Everybody knows the best place to find a hitman is: Vampirefreaks.com
Really juvenile.
$500 would be an insult to any self-respecting hit man

Sheesh.

Everyone knows if you want a hit man, the place to go is Craigslist.

Soldier of Fortune baby!!! That's where some guy I heard of, next to the liquor store, right by the crack dealer, and across the way from the post office ordered his. He was never heard of again, guess he hired a good one.
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