There Can Be Only One, . . .

. . . "Breastaurant".

"Doug Guller, CEO of ATX Brands LLC, which owns Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, announced today he has trademarked the term "breastaurant" through the United States Patent and Trademark Office, meaning his company is the only one who can describe itself with the term."
Ref: ABC News

Who knew? DonDiego had hardly heard tell of such establishments, . . . and now they's officially trade-marked.

Anyway, . . . here's a photograph from Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill of Bankersmith, Texas:


And the following establishments may no longer be called breastaurants:

Hooters


Ker's Winghouse


The Tilted Kilt


Twin Peaks

I'm hungry.

I'm horny.

I'm thirsty.

Got milk?

Looking at these pics I would like to be at Twin Peaks right now

Wow what a beautiful girl!

Only one? I thought they came in pairs.

I'd eat it!

Once DD visits all the stadiums in the country he can start a new hobby ... visiting all the breastaurants.

DonDiego hopes he can visit all the stadiums before the game of NFL Football goes the way of dodgeball in middle-schools, . . . wiped out by injury concerns and litigation avoidance.

DonDiego's beloved Eagles are s'posed to visit Green Bay, Wisconsin and Minnesota, umm, Minnesota this year, . . . so's them's the most likely destinations for the Fall, . . . less'n they's scheduled late, . . . and it gets t' lookin' like it'll be too cold.

If poor old DonDiego were to commence t' visitin' restaurants featurin' ladies in skimpy clothes, . . . he'd pr'bly be more interested in the beer selection, . . . pr'bly, . . . specially, if'n teechur were accompany'n him, which she would be.

Let me know if you ever find a place that has both skimpy clothes and good beer. I've been all over the country to the best beer places, but never one with skimpy clothes.