They're H-e-e-e-e-r-e ! ! !


. . . . . and there's no stopping them:

Mechanical Men

DonDiego, for one, welcomes the new automated, mechanized masters over mankind.
Wow. I wonder how much that costs to buy?
I was waiting for the robot to vaporize the prick with the hockey stick.
They'll can do the jobs of our possibly soon to be deported illegal workforce. 24 hours a day. Without taking a break. Hell they can probably replace most minimum wage workers before too long. The higher the minimum wage the sooner we get the English speaking robot replacement worker....who doesn't even have boogers to flip into our Big Macs.

The year 2525 is coming sooner than you think.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was waiting for the robot to vaporize the prick with the hockey stick.

That would require the mechanical man to be equipped with the optional Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was waiting for the robot to vaporize the prick with the hockey stick.

That would require the mechanical man to be equipped with the optional Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.




HA! Gotta love Marvin

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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
The higher the minimum wage the sooner we get the English speaking robot replacement worker....who doesn't even have boogers to flip into our Big Macs.

DonDiego supposes alanleroy may underestimate the capacity of the soon-to-be-dominant mechanical working class.
Robots require certain lubricants and fluids for proper operation; this is unlikely to cease anytime soon. So, while an unsuspecting alanleroy may not ingest a "booger", he may well swallow the occasional bit of oil or hydraulic fluid intentionally or "accidentally" placed within his burger.


*********[Endorsed by Bender Bending Rodríguez]*********

And once the robot society commences to design/build/deploy nuclear-powered work units, . . . just a mite of radioactive waste may find its way onto a fast-food entree, at least occasionally.

Brave New World, . . . indeed !
Hey, if its' got 10% more love in the oil, I'm all in. Of course that would depend on what establishment I was patronizing.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
I was waiting for the robot to vaporize the prick with the hockey stick.

Robots will only take so much abuse, . . . and then, . . .

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