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I hope those bird-killing bastards get what's coming to them.

I vote for the meat grinder.

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Me to snidely! That's very cold what those people did!

Nothing good ever comes out of berkeley law school. Or berkeley.

DonDiego recommends Death-by-Cassowary.


The cassowary is the nearest animal alive today to the renowned raptor dinosaur.


"The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird."__Gilliard, Thomas E. (1958) "Living Birds of the World" Doubleday


The cassowary does not fear humans; in fact, it does not like humans.


DonDiego recommends supplying the three ne'er-do-wells these instructions.

Standard Self-Defense Techniques for Dealing with a Cassowary
So you've angered a cassowary:
i. Go closer.
ii. Threaten the bird, either verbally or by making obscene gestures.
iii. Continue to approach.
iv. The bird runs at you suddenly. Let it.
v. The bird's claws inflict a horrible wound in your stomach.
vi. Die.


Ref: Cracked

[So like, . . . who knew "Cracked" was still around?]

It's also a mean rebounder.

Bugsy killed a whole flock of those things when he first put up the hotel. They didn't fare very well in the desert heat. They said the mob killed him shortly after....but who knows? Maybe it was PETA.

Berkeley's an amazing school, probably the most impressive public school in America. It's so clogged with Nobel Laureates that they get special parking permits.



I'm thinking these doofus bird killers are the scourge of campus, and deservedly so. Still better than criminals I can think of who attended Penn State (Sandusky), Harvard (Kaczynski), Texas (Whitman), Riverside (Holmes), Washington (Bundy), Wyoming (Cheney), USC (Simpson), Hofstra (Madoff), just off the top of my head.

Now that is funny !!!