This is so custom made for DD

It is World Naked Gardening Day. DD's tomatoes would love it.



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Don Diego looks different than I had him pictured.
Here's hoping Don Diego has no kumquats
Whoops. World Naked Gardening Day is May 2nd.


Naked gardening sounds a lot like trying to fry bacon naked.
I think that they put the root ones in the hole first.

Rick

DonDiego humbly suggests that naked gardening is best left to younger people.

Homeland security wants to know why DD has been googling "sexy veggie images"
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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
Homeland security wants to know why DD has been googling "sexy veggie images"


Hustler Hollywood wants to speak to DD as well #StopVegetableAbuse
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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
Homeland security wants to know why DD has been googling "sexy veggie images"
Actually poor old DonDiego searched for images with the term: "suggestive vegetables".

But, initially, poor old DonDiego searched "World Naked Gardening Day" for images. Holy-Moly ! DonDiego's fellow gardeners were showing everything ! DonDiego means e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g ! Like full-frontal tee-tee and pee-pee !

Goodness sakes ! ! !

DonDiego counsels everyone to not Google "World Naked Gardening Day" for images at this web site.
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