Time Machine.

The Pearl Bailey Show at the Flamingo? Is it worth seeing? TIA.

You want to be sure to look up Fredo Corleone. Fredo will take care of you. He'll see that you get a suite, dinner reservations at the steak house, comped tickets to the show, and will get you a date, if you know what I mean? He also seems to know all of the great looking cocktail waitresses.

If you are a big enough player, he will introduce you to Moe Greene, the owner.

Vegas is way overbuilt. They will never fill up all of these hotel rooms.

What nights are dark for the Rat Pack? Will tipping the matre d $5 get me up close?

Who's Elvis?
Does (insert hotel) have color television?
Is the buffet worth the price?
Do they check ID?
Can I order a drink while I gamble?
Are the casinos close to each other?
How much should I tip?
Is the Strip near downtown?
What should I wear?

Geez,my mind went completely in a different direction. I would probably be asking if the TV in my room got flintstones and bugs bunny/road runner. If it's poor reception,will wrapping foil around the antanaes help? WTF is a happy meal? WOW! what a cool pool,can I sleep here rest of the trip?,nooooooo mom,i can't wait an hour to jump back in,my tummy's fine and no i'm not red as the lobster you ate last night(eewwww,that thing looked yucky!).
Ohhh,cool,we get to walk over to ceasers? far out! How much farther mom? Hooow much farther? It's hot mom. How much fartheeerrrr?I'm hot!! Can we go back to the pool mom? Ceasers sucks mom,can i get a hot dog? This hot dog sucks mom,can we get pizza?

Get my drift? Anyway,what my first thought was,especially TV and bugs.

JOHN

Where is all the porn slappers and why are these kids in Vegas.

That Shyster Lawyer Goodman....defending all those mobsters....he's not going to last long in this town.

Where can I rent a tux, my wife won tickets for the Rat Pack and I didn't bring one?

Is it true that the casinos are really air conditioned?