Tonight’s Republican Debate

Chris Christie says Martin Sheckel is his bro.

Carly says Hillary hates women.

Dr. Ben Carson says Costco loves homos and he does too. He just doesn't want homos to get gay married.

Trump says he loves Mark Zuckerberg, but he hates super pacs.

Rubio says the mainstream media loves Democrats and not him. Boo Hoo!

Cruz says we should go back to the Gold Standard. Paul says Ben Bernanke is a big meanie.

Ben Carson channels Boiler and says "picking winners and losers." He was for oil subsidies before he was against them.

Kasich says Mary Jane is evil. Mixed messages confuse kids.

Carly says tough shit to people that don't have access to 401ks, and F the minimum wage too!

Jeb is asked if fantasy sports is gambling. He says it isn't, but we need to regulate it.