Top 10 Complaints From Dogs

Top Ten Complaints From Dogs

'1'
Blaming your farts on me... not funny... Not funny at all!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DAMN DOG!

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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'6'
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing, yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

This one was even better than the fly and the jogger!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

They don't know when they are going to go on a walk, but how are they able to urinate at will to mark bushes? Also they seem to smell out a place that has been marked and have to find a very specific place to leave their mark. I wonder if they know who left their mark?

#3......One of mine if I let him 'check stuff out' would sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood and pee on every tree, bush, fence trash can, etc. we would never get home. Besides, I have to strike a balance between him and the girl, who doesn't care to check things out, she just wants to GO

That was sooooo funny. Enjoyed it completely.

totally loved this.....thanks

tail wagging good ones.

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