TR: South Point August 7-11

That's weird. Bobby Long is the nickname I use when the porn convention is in town.
For future reference, the snack bar in the bowling alley does trays of wings, pizza and appetizers. Lot of food for not that much money. Pizza was decent for Vegas.
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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
I'm thinking the wellness company will nominate you to be on the board of directors, at a minimum, after scoring that suite for the meet and greet.

I've stayed in suites that had bidets. I think I get the general idea, but have no idea how one would use it, do a super-squat over it or something? What a stupid idea, a bidet.

Seriously, very nice report, and thanks for the video tour!


I watched one of those real estate shows where a couple gives their budget and what they are looking for. Sometimes it is for beach houses. Sometimes it is for houses in the swamps. Sometimes it is for mansions.

This one was for houses in clothing optional communities. These are communities where people are out walking or doing other outside events and almost everybody is nude. The couple looking at the houses were nude when they toured with the realtor. They said that for the nudist movement, bidets are an absolute must in any house they plan on occupying.

I've often used drinking fountains as a bidet, and CLCJIM is correct. More water pressure is required.


q]Originally posted by: clcjim
Back in the 60s, we expended tons of rocket fuel to launch astronauts to the moon.

Now we find that we could have accomplished the same thing with a well-designed bidet.



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Originally posted by: IndyBoilerman
I've often used drinking fountains as a bidet.


A little bird told me early on to avoid public water fountains. Smart bird!
Well, I'd like to say this thread took an unexpected turn, but I pretty much saw this coming when I mentioned the bidet
The best way to cleanse dingleberries is to prop one's butt directly over a jet in resorts' hot tubs.
OH NO...EllenMonster said "dingleberries"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The video of the suite was a TREAT!!!!!
25 people there, all at once?
PARTY!
$200 a night is a great deal.
Use the soaking tub for a bidet.
A clean one is a happy one.
Go Ellen,go.

You should be ashamed of yourself for starting a thread about dingleberries, Campion.

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