TRUE! So, what could possibly go wrong?

Link: Alcohol delivery service, with underwear models......

OK, RoadTrip, we’re beginning to catch onto you.

Last week, it was alcohol and gun shows.

This week, it’s alcohol and underwear.

It’s pretty obvious where you’re going with this. It won’t be long before you reveal the topic you’ve REALLY wanted to discuss all along, which is ATTENDING GUN SHOWS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.

You’re a sick puppy, man.

But, since you brought it up, I might as well go ahead and mention that I actually HAVE attended several gun shows dressed only in my underwear. I’ve noticed that three things tend to happen:

My wife laughs.

Other women scream and faint.

I get great deals on ammo, because most vendors seem willing to accept ANY price just to get me to move on to the next booth.

You gotta go with what works.

I thought it was proper to attend gun shows "commando"

So long as your gun don't fall out.

Sounds like a good way to get shot clcjim

Nah. Where I live, people run around in their underwear all the time. It's perfectly acceptable, as long as you're wearing your cowboy boots.

Ahh, . . . so that'd be New York City then:

That would be considered normal attire in my neighborhood, DD. With the hat and guitar, it's formal attire.

I was in NYC last week and overheard some tourist types discussing The Naked Cowboy. One asked, "Did you see The Naked Cowboy?" The other replied, "Yes, we did. But you know, he's not really naked. He wears underwear." What did they think, there's a guy running around Time Square in a cowboy hat and cowboy boots with Mr. Happy flopping around.