I sure wish President Obama would get going on ruining our economy with his disasterous policies like we all know he wants to, so that he can usher in his communist Islamic dictatorship. I mean, come on already, you're running out of time!

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Hopefully he can be a closer like his predecessor, George W. Bush. Now there's a guy who knew how to wrap up a presidency by wrecking a jobs market!

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But c'mon, what chance do we have of finding another like him?