Voyeur

Speaking purely hypothetical, if I had a little voyeurism in my blood, what room on the strip would you recommend I book?

Something across from the Cosmopolitan. Don't forget to bring binoculars.

Naked eye or binoculars or telescope?

Just book your room in the Personals section of Craigs List. You can even get a host that way. Tell him you're into watching.

Artisan. Not even close, trust me on this one, a lot of wrong goes on there.

The room adjacent to Bagiant's...with a peephole

So you sick bastards have been watching me.....it is much bigger in person.