Well those SD cheerleaders are awfully hot

HAHA, this security staffer just couldn't take it anymore I suppose, he was stationed next to the cheerleaders. Yup, ypou guessed it, someone caught him on video self abusing Mr johnson right there in front of God, the fans and now the rest of the world. Damn dude at least go back in the tunnel or something.

The vid for anyone interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLb21ahByc

I heard a female radio host state that everybody has to be mistaken, because nobody would ever try to do something like that. I watched part of the video and there is no question he was doing it. He got fired.

They should have taken a closer look at this guy before he entered the stadium. The "MASTERBA" was obscured by his jacket collar.

Ray

He's a security guard? My 13 year old son could demolish him

A somewhat different situation, but this reminds me of an incident at Wembley Stadium in London when the Bears and Cowboys played an exhibition game in 1986. Near the end of the game the Cowboy Cheerleaders had split into four groups with five or six of them at each corner of the field. At this point a streaker broke though security and started streaking around the field.

He was probably at the end of the field closest to where I was seated, and started out towards the group of cheerleaders nearest to me. As security guards and ushers tried to corner him he zigged and zagged towards the cheerleaders at the far side of my end of the field. I never got a look at his member as he was twisting and juking vigorously to avoid his pursuers. Plus the distance and lack of light were also factors.

Even though this was a non-masturbatory situation, I can easily imagine the whole thing to be quite arousing. When security finally caught him they had the decency to grab him in an upright position (the rest of his body I mean) and throw a towel or blanket over him before leading him away. If they had tackled him while in an erect state I would think that could result in injury.

David Cone was accused of doing this in the Met bullpen.

In the video comments renown legal scholar Jackson Jones2 stated this:
"I can't blame him, those cheerleaders are hot as f**k up close. That was extremely bold and uncouth but not illegal. As long as is his penis is not exposed, it's fair game."?

....like in a contest?!?!?!

Old news. South Park did this like 3 years ago...
Jackin' it in San Diego. Still pretty funny.