i. DonDiego is pictured on Goat Island, . . . a few dozen feet from the Canadian Border with New York State.
ii. Not only does DonDiego wear shorts, . . . he wears shorts well.
iii. It is, indeed, DonDiego.
A few days earlier DonDiego had been contemplating the wonders of the Universe in Cleveland, Ohio.
A few hours later poor old DonDiego was in a barrel going over Niagara Falls.
And a few days later he was jes' hangin' with Canadian wild life on the way to Toronto, Ontario.
