August 9, 2014, two young boy scouts -14 year old Michael Brown and 13 year old Dorian Johnson, "joint" members of Little Hope United Church, had just witnessed to two construction workers they had met that morning.
After accepting Jesus as their savior, one worker told Michael he had low blood sugar and asked them if he could get him a candy bar. Michael and Dorian agreed, and they walked to their local convenience store. After entering the store, Michael reached for a snickers bar, and accidentally bumped the counter knocking over a box of cigars. The store owner, thinking that they were stealing, went crazy and began shoving little Mike into the potato chip rack. Mike, being a small gentle boy, showed restraint and calmly witnessed to the store owner.....praying for him to deal with his anger issues.
On their way back to deliver the candy bar, Michael and Dorian noticed a old lady from their church riding an electric scooter on the sidewalk. So not to block her path, they moved to the center of the street. Simultaneously, Officer Darren Wilson, a known racist and Ferguson Police Department Klan member, saw the two black boys walking on the double yellow line and saw red. Having not met his quota that day for killing unarmed black children, Wilson floored it and attempted to hit the two boys with his car. They quickly jumped out of the way and stood there, shaking in disbelief. Despite their heartfelt apology for jaywalking, Officer Wilson grabbed little Mike by the neck and pulled him violently through the window of his police car............putting the barrel of his drawn weapon in little Mikes mouth to finish him off. However, little Mike fought back this time despite being a devout Christian, and took his bible and struck Officer Wilson’s wrist breaking free. Then Michael and Dorian ran for their lives. Incensed, Officer Wilson leaped out of his car, and shot Michael Brown in the back 6 times despite him screaming “don’t shoot” with hands in the air, missing the speedier Dorian who had earned a merit badge earlier that summer in 'juke and weave'.
As little Mike knelt bleeding with hands still up, he looked at Dorian and said, "Forgive the Officer, for he know not what he do".
Despite the crowd that had gathered, Officer Wilson swaggered up to little Mike and put his .50 cal Desert Eagle Magnum on top of his head and pulled the trigger. According to witness statements, Officer Wilson then kissed his gun, holstered his weapon, scratched his balls, farted loudly for 10 seconds in a baritone pitch that climbed to a shrill vibrato ending with a double-tap “vrt vrt”. Wilson then looked at the crowd and laughed. Finally, Officer Wilson searched Mike's lifeless body for anything of value he could sell on Craigs, only to find a snickers bar which he subsequently ate.
Weeks later it was discovered Michael Brown was President Obama's other son. "
After accepting Jesus as their savior, one worker told Michael he had low blood sugar and asked them if he could get him a candy bar. Michael and Dorian agreed, and they walked to their local convenience store. After entering the store, Michael reached for a snickers bar, and accidentally bumped the counter knocking over a box of cigars. The store owner, thinking that they were stealing, went crazy and began shoving little Mike into the potato chip rack. Mike, being a small gentle boy, showed restraint and calmly witnessed to the store owner.....praying for him to deal with his anger issues.
On their way back to deliver the candy bar, Michael and Dorian noticed a old lady from their church riding an electric scooter on the sidewalk. So not to block her path, they moved to the center of the street. Simultaneously, Officer Darren Wilson, a known racist and Ferguson Police Department Klan member, saw the two black boys walking on the double yellow line and saw red. Having not met his quota that day for killing unarmed black children, Wilson floored it and attempted to hit the two boys with his car. They quickly jumped out of the way and stood there, shaking in disbelief. Despite their heartfelt apology for jaywalking, Officer Wilson grabbed little Mike by the neck and pulled him violently through the window of his police car............putting the barrel of his drawn weapon in little Mikes mouth to finish him off. However, little Mike fought back this time despite being a devout Christian, and took his bible and struck Officer Wilson’s wrist breaking free. Then Michael and Dorian ran for their lives. Incensed, Officer Wilson leaped out of his car, and shot Michael Brown in the back 6 times despite him screaming “don’t shoot” with hands in the air, missing the speedier Dorian who had earned a merit badge earlier that summer in 'juke and weave'.
As little Mike knelt bleeding with hands still up, he looked at Dorian and said, "Forgive the Officer, for he know not what he do".
Despite the crowd that had gathered, Officer Wilson swaggered up to little Mike and put his .50 cal Desert Eagle Magnum on top of his head and pulled the trigger. According to witness statements, Officer Wilson then kissed his gun, holstered his weapon, scratched his balls, farted loudly for 10 seconds in a baritone pitch that climbed to a shrill vibrato ending with a double-tap “vrt vrt”. Wilson then looked at the crowd and laughed. Finally, Officer Wilson searched Mike's lifeless body for anything of value he could sell on Craigs, only to find a snickers bar which he subsequently ate.
Weeks later it was discovered Michael Brown was President Obama's other son. "
