Where to pee?

I was born as a male, but now, in my sixties, I've finally come out as cauliflower. As everyone knows, vegetables don't need to pee.
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
Poor old DonDiego is already sufficiently decrepit that he prefers to sit down when he pees...
DonDiego pees like a girl.

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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
DonDiego pees like a girl.

DonCaitlyn?

alanleroyII and clcjim apparently do not yet realize it's the Twenty-First Century.
C'mon guys, . . . catch up with the modern world, . . . where everyone pees as he/she/ze/xe/it chooses.



While I agree with DD's point, that made me laugh out loud.


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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
Poor old DonDiego is already sufficiently decrepit that he prefers to sit down when he pees...
DonDiego pees like a girl.


Isn't it more disruptive to use a facility opposite of how one displays?

North Carolina's economy will pay the price with this new law, which will hurt citizens.


We had training at work on this gender identity bathroom stuff. An example was given of a man that identifies as a woman has to be allowed to use the woman's locker room but a Muslim woman protested that she can't be seen by a man without wearing her hijab which would cause her problems. Eventually, the law protected the trans but us "regular" folk wondered why they just couldn't work it out by timing out the times they used the locker room. Mutual respect is just an easy thing for some people.
I think they just need to label the bathroom doors "Penis" or "Vagina" and let everyone go to the door that matches their equipment.
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Originally posted by: jatki99
The NC law and the resulting accusations and boycotts, not to mention the companys that are having a tizzy about it is absolutely ridiculous. Will it really and truly scar Bruce Jenner for life if he can't take a leak in the womens room? or the woman who really, really wants to take a dump in the mens room? What the hell is the world coming to? Seriously, where to relieve oneself is actually a national concern/debate/fight in this age? Aren't there bigger things to be concerned about than where someone takes a shit?

What's to say some freakozoid isn't just stalking some mother and little daughter, waiting for them to go into the restroom when he whips out a dress, puts it on, follows them in and attacks them? There's so, so many things that could go wrong here I can't believe it's even an argument.

I'll say it again, does it really matter that much, where a person relieves themselves? Is it really a matter of national concern?


What is the world coming to? The next thing you know the colored’s will be wanting to drink out of the white’s only water fountain.
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Originally posted by: malibber2
What is the world coming to? The next thing you know the colored’s will be wanting to drink out of the white’s only water fountain.
There's no real reason why men and women can't share public restrooms. We need to stop the sexism. All bathrooms should have urinals too. I'm going to ask Mrs. AlanLeroy how she feels about this. She's up in her bathroom right now.

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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
. . . I'm going to ask Mrs. AlanLeroy how she feels about this. She's up in her bathroom right now.

clcjim hopes, for alanleroy’s sake, that Mrs. AlanLeroy is somewhat more tolerant than clcjudy. If I were to just stick my head inside the bathroom door when she isn’t expecting company, she would react rather violently.

Of course, I’m 6’0” and 180 pounds, and she’s 5’2” and 130 pounds, so there’s no doubt about the outcome -- I’m toast.

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Originally posted by: clcjim
If I were to just stick my head inside the bathroom door when she isn’t expecting company, she would react rather violently..
I'd blame society if I was you.

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