Which is more combustible the iPad 3 or the Chevy Volt?

Don't worry, Don DIego. I wasn't trying to lure you into another "non-political-news-of-the-day-capitalism-vs-communism" debate.

I own an IPAD 3 and can testify I have received no burns as of yet. One might say my cool new device has left blood on my hands given the deaths of workers who built it. But in my defense .... it is a really cool tablet.

Screw the Chinese workers. Thats what they get for bombing Pearl Harbor.

So Pop, did you like that I-Pad I got you?

The look on the woman's face......priceless.

+1 that was funny!

LMAO x 10,000 !!!

Which is more combustible ? Ipad 3 or Chevy Volt ?

How about another combustible candidate ?

Let me give you a hint !!

What has been the source of 14 million recalls in the past few years ?

What has killed dozens of people and maimed hundreds, if not thousands, in the past few years ?

What has caused millions to switch their brand of cars....fearing they might be the next victim ?

Has anybody guessed yet ?????

YOU ARE CORRECT ! OH WHAT A FEELING......TOYOTA !!!


And now, the doors are spontaneously bursting into flames !.....sort of like the drummer from Spinal Tap !

Own a Camry or Rav4 ? Better carry a fire extinguisiher or two !

The Feds have just started an investigation.....but of course, after a big under the table settlement, I'm sure this will get all hush hushed.

Don't believe me ? Here is a link to a Fox News Report......and we all know they would never lie about anthing


Link: https://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/02/10/feds-investigating-door-fires-in-toyota-camry-and-rav-4/

From Leno's monologue the other night...

Have you heard about the new Ipads overheating? Today I saw a meth addict using one to cook up his batch.

My new ipad3 doesn't warm at all. Maybe we're not using it enough.

Mine too.

In my front pants pocket, started getting real HOT, pulled it out and the video camera was running.

Ouch!!!

Some more good news on the Chevy Volt this week. Seems sales were so strong in March that GM has decided to resume production a week sooner than previously anticipated. The production hold will shrink from five weeks to four, says this report.

The Volt is a niche car and isn't a good choice for most, me included. But I'm glad to live in a country that still pioneers promising new technologies in hopes of developing market advantages for Americans to lead and profit from. Not a universally shared view in this country, but I'm patriotic and that's how I feel.

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