Who is this "Kanye West" person, . . .

. . . and how has he gotten $53-million in debt ?

I thought he was a songwriter for Taylor Swift? $53 million? He must've work awfully hard to get that far in the hole. I'll pray for him, NOT!

Apparently, the Chicago Wolves (AHL Hockey Team) don't need his help:

No Thanks Kanye

But Pizza Hut wants to help him!

Pizza Hut!

He's MC Hammer's financial consultant.

He married up. His wife is the bread winner.

Married up? How low must one be to marry a bottom feeder and to have that marriage classified as marrying up?

I think he later denied the amount he was in the hole. If he isn't a bread winner and is that broke, Kris Kardashian (er Kim Kardashian) will dump his ass.

No worries. Not everyone gets my brand of humor.

I'd say $500 million in the bank is a step up from where I am now. This true love thing is overrated. Next time, I'm marrying for money.