A Wife Must Learn to Trust Her Husband ;-)

Received this in my email this morning. It made me chuckle, so thought I'd pass it on to you guys.

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling" he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”
Good one.

What's a wife doing out so late at night in the first place?

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Originally posted by: Blade


What's a wife doing out so late at night in the first place?


right? everyone knows she belongs barefoot in the kitchen.
Jenaphir - so true.

...and making you a sammich!

No, her parents were at fault for just showing up.....
or the husbands for not getting hold of her and telling her.
You all know it's just a joke, right?
Apparently not.
You think I was serious?
Personally. I quit thinking a long time ago.
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