Winter story


This guy drives up to his house and the place where he usually parks is full of snow. So, he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house.

It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is, well, upset.

What most people do is write nasty notes, etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. Police sometimes get involved, however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means.

So, this guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty note, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean, very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized popsicle.


The note on the car read, "You want the space? Here. It's yours until spring!"
I love story's such as this one.
I would think you would love it!

It involves a guy who becomes very angry, and rather than make a bad situation better he makes it worse, so that in the end everyone winds up even more miserable!

Why, I bet you're reaching for the lotion right now!
Chilcoot

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1/2/14 7:38 PM

I would think you would love it!

It involves a guy who becomes very angry, and rather than make a bad situation better he makes it worse, so that in the end everyone winds up even more miserable!

Why, I bet you're reaching for the lotion right now! ---------Say,Chilcoot----- I am curious, what brand of lotion do you and your man use?

How did it become so difficult for drmilled to press the "quote" button?

Is it because his hands are so slippery?


Why, I bet you're reaching for the lotion right now! ---------Say,Chilcoot----- I am curious, what brand of lotion do you and your man use?


Geez, another reference to gay sex. And from the closeted one, again. As if it is a put down of some kind.
Oh drmilled, your self-loathing is so sad. Seek help. You can't get any unhappier than you are already. Your friend(s) will be more accepting than you could ever hope to be.
WTF is wrong with you people? It was a funny story and somehow you guys turn it into idiocy. Playground putdowns? Classy, very classy . SHEESH

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Joebellstaff- Maybe you should re-read the order of events concerning Roadtrip's posting. I commented to liking the story, Ms. Chilcoot decided to be catty with my response. At the mention of "lotion", I inquired as to which brand she and her man preferred. The only "gay" reference came from, wait for it- YOU. Possibly you should be the one who needs to "seek help".
Any man that calls another man a woman is a true idiot.
Its no different than calling him a toaster.
Call him a weakling..a boy..but calling him a woman, you look very ignorant. Ask your mother.
Men and women are different. Its ok, I don't want to be a man.
This started with a story about a guy shovelling snow and ended up here in only a few short posts. Shouldn't be too long until there's a Kevin Bacon reference.

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