YOU ALL HAVE 1 YEAR LEFT...

Looking forward to 12/21/2012 for no more will we hear "This is the Maple Leafs year to hoist The Stanley Cup."

About 6 months previous I'm taking out a 2nd mortgage, applying for multiple credit cards and gonna have the time of my life.

If the world doesn't end...who do I go after?

As a valuable free agent I have to choose a religion first.

So far I have meetings with a bunch of recruiters...some bearded guy named Mohammed, a Rabbi, a bunch of pasty white dudes in white shirts that say they're from Utah, Tim Tebow, and a Jehovah's Witness. I'm sure there will be more.

I can't get into too many details until I sign a letter of intent, but the whole Ramadan thing of staying up all night/sleeping all day is looking pretty good.

Mexico's tourism agency says it hopes to draw around 52 million visitors in 2012, with many heading to the Maya heartland in the southern states of Chiapas, Yucatan, Quintana Roo and Tabasco. On Wednesday in the city of Tapachula, Chiapas near the Guatemalan border, an eight-foot digital clock in the main square started ticking down the minutes to Dec. 21, 2012.

In other news recent excavation of Mayan ruins in the Yucatan has revealed for the first time the top single records of the long-ago Mayan era-of-domination. The number one hit was “She’s 16”:

End of world tourism. That is great. They should build a restaurant there.

Well let see...... never mind! lol

His hand got tired and he couldn't go on any longer....

I thought I heard somewhere that it is a misunderstanding that the world will end on 12.21.12.

Actually there will be a major change in the world.

You don't think life as we know it ending qualifies as 'a major change'??