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Nesalk
Nesalk
Apr 5, 2012
4:50am
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After months of careful analysis, I've chosen what I believe is the greatest chance of survival. That's right, it's PASTOR MELISSA SCOTT!!!



I ran into this chick during a routine scan of late night infomercials, and it turns out she used to be porn star Barbie Bridges! Now I will either be adequately prepared to enter the afterlife, or I'll just get some quick sex before the world explodes. Either way, I win!
Nesalk
Nesalk
Apr 5, 2012
4:52am
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Let's get our journey started with a little religious revival dancing, shall we??



Praise Jesus!
Roulette Man
Roulette Man
Apr 5, 2012
5:36am
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Originally posted by: Nesalk
After months of careful analysis, I've chosen what I believe is the greatest chance of survival. That's right, it's PASTOR MELISSA SCOTT!!!



I ran into this chick during a routine scan of late night infomercials, and it turns out she used to be porn star Barbie Bridges! Now I will either be adequately prepared to enter the afterlife, or I'll just get some quick sex before the world explodes. Either way, I win!


Did you ever stumble into her deceased husband's shows (Gene Scott)? He was a crack up. He had about ten beautiful women in miniskirts in the front row when he would give his sermons. He would collect Arabian horses, and chew out his audience and threaten to go off of the air if they didn't contribute.

LVrealestateHELP
LVrealestateHELP
Apr 6, 2012
10:33am
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Man I am in my prime and just getting started! This can't be the end.


Roulette Man
Roulette Man
Apr 7, 2012
2:45am
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The question is how many believers in the world ending on 12/21 are going to go out and max out their credit cards and do other stupid things, only to wake up on 12/22 and find out that the prediction didn't come true?
drmilled
drmilled
Apr 7, 2012
10:32am
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kneejerk- just trolling along....
Nesalk
Nesalk
Apr 7, 2012
4:34pm
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Originally posted by: drmilled
kneejerk- just trolling along....


You better get right with the Lord there son, or Pastor Barbie and I will be jumping in front of you in line at the Pearly Gates and moving on to the hot tub!

CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION?!?
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