Unusual BJ stories

Originally posted by: David Miller

 Typical Kevin -----"at Sluts O'Fun, at Becky Binion Bunion Behnen's Horsepoo casino,Sleazeball's Palace in Tahoe",then he writes--"bought in for $100, and proceeded to lose seventeen hands without winning a single one (there were a few pushes interspersed with the losses). I took my $15 and walked away, the message having finally sunk in".------- Apparently Kevin is a slow learner who thinks nothing of bashing every casino that he can not browbeat and win in.

 


I've won--and lost--in every casino I've played in, at one time or another. How does having lost during a twenty-minute stretch in one casino make me a "slow learner"?

 

Or are you just being an utter prick? Typical David.

 

 

Talk with your hands!!! Boy,do I nkow that

Originally posted by: Candy Wright

Ah, Dave in Seattle, misery loves company, so thank you for your spilled drink tales.  Good teamwork between drinks and the family jewels...LOL!!!

 

Straws...drink launchers for sure.  Combined with my compulsion to talk with my hands, death to the felt.  Aarrgh.


Talk with your hands.Boy,do I know that one! My non-Italian card counting partner is always helping his words with hand gestures.

Candy,you have not seen this guy  "TALK".  Spilled drinks of his own and second base's ones as well. He is a caffiene dude and I cannot calm him down! "Mellow out and take a break ,when you loose a big hand like that one!" 

He is my designated driver,but Steve is a frikken' maniac behind the steering wheel.  When I slide  into the death machine,I wish that I had worn my BROWN trousers(Pants).

Mario Andretti  on Amphetamines would be a good match up: cutting corners and SHOUTING at  the other slower drivers ,with his window closed!

 

His typical

trigger is in the panic lane,behind some driver that cannot hear him at all. (Some drivers have hand guns!)

 "Hey,I could have gone 4 times , you jerk!" 

Yes,it's always an exciting ride with Steve.

His valuable skills are at the BJ tables with team play,until we both loose the count from a spilled drink from the Non-Italian referee,jacked up on coffee. This guy is a human Casablanca ceiling fan!

 

Noe,I will not ficks my typos and spall chack doesnit worque.

As far as I know I haven't a drop of Italian blood in me.  My problem be that I've watched Casablanca (and those fans) a zillion times?  Steve sounds like good people to me.  We might even get into a drink spilling contest should we ever meet at the blackjack table.  LOL.

Edited on Sep 12, 2019 7:17pm

A nice BJ dealer at The Downtown Grand and I,with "Vegas Dev" got into an unusual conversation ,our last time!

  The conversation got around to strange and funny names for cocktails.

She blurts out "You ever had a blow job?" I lost my card count,right there.

  The entire table cracked up. After the deal,she demonstrated a "Blow Job".

Damn,that was funny.We tipped her for the entertainment value.

They don't have anti-spill drink holders there.

Maniac-Steve wasn't there.

 

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