Couponomy
All-Inclusive
Last month, MGM Resorts International unveiled a bundled vacation package for $330 (plus tax) that includes a two-night stay, meals, a show, rides on the NY-NY roller coaster, and as the term “all-inclusive” suggests, free parking and no resort fees. Back in the ’70s and ’80s, the casinos offered these kinds of bundles all the time. They used to be advertised in the L.A. Times travel section, as well as in other major newspapers. They were no-brainers for the budget minded. All-inclusives went the way of 99¢ shrimp cocktails and $1.99 breakfast buffets, but with the casinos now scraping for customers, they’re pulling them out again.
One way to look at this MGM offer is you’re getting the room for $165 a night and all the extras are comped. But the way I’ve always analyzed it is to put a price on everything I’d have purchased anyway, then deduct that amount from the package price to derive the cost for the room. Here’s how it works for the MGM deal. Note that $330 is the total for two people.
Perk: Three meals per day per guest, with options at MGM Grand, MBay, and NY-NY that include the MGM and Excalibur buffets
Value: Assign $20 for breakfast, $39 for the Excalibur brunch (since MGM’s is closing, see dining), and $40 for dinner. That’s $99 x 2 people x 2 days = $396 in food, and those are low assignments. Your room is now free for two nights and you have $66 to spare.
Perk: Two tickets to a choice of six shows, including Blue Man Group, Fantasy, and Mac King
Value: Pick one. Blue Man Group tickets start at $63. That’s $63 x 2 = $126.
Perk: Two rides on the NY-NY roller coaster
Value: The lowest price for a ride is $20 and re-rides are $10. That’s $30 x 2 = $60.
Perk: Free parking and no resort fee
Value: No extra charges there.
The extras come out to $396 + $126 + $60 = $582. What, no free drinks?
Being as charitable as possible, we checked the price for two midweek days in May for the room. Without the bundle, resort fees would apply, so it came to $253.97 for Luxor and $142.86 for Excalibur. If we were frugal and booked Excalibur, piecemealing this package would cost $725—more than twice the price of the bundle.
How do you not say, “Let’s hit Vegas for a couple days!” on that deal?
It’s not just MGM. As seems to be the case 95% of the time in this copycat industry, Caesars Entertainment immediately followed with its own package. Resorts World then put one together. So did Boyd Gaming.
They’re not all followers, as Circa, Plaza, The STRAT, and Downtown Grand brought back all-inclusives that preceded MGM’s. Following are quick rundowns of the all-inclusive currently available. Most of these run into September and multiple variations are usually available. Click on the provided links for full details.
Caesars—Choice of Harrah’s, LINQ, or Flamingo. One person $200-per-night and $100 more for each additional guest. Perks include two meals a day; unlimited beer, wine, and well drinks; two tickets for the High Roller observation wheel; free parking and no RF. You can get pretty close to the free-room level with the perks, but the deal is diminished significantly for gamblers who get their alcohol for free and for those who don’t drink. Details here.
Resorts World—A room at the Conrad Hotel for $300 per night, includes dinner for two from prix-fixe menus at a choice of five of RW’s good restaurants, admission into Zouk Nightclub, free parking, and no RF. Eh, maybe good if you want to include the clubbing, but this one probably doesn’t get you to free-room status. Details here.
Boyd—One-, two-, or three-nights at Gold Coast or Orleans. Prices range from $75 for one night at Gold Coast to $300 for three nights at Orleans. Regardless of what you choose, it includes a food & beverage credit that reduces the room price to $50 per night with no RF. That’s a good rate, especially since it includes weekends, but you’re not in free-room territory. Details here for Gold Coast and here for Orleans.
Circa—Two nights midweek for $400, includes a $100 dining credit and $100 beverage credit, a daybed at Stadium Swim, free parking, and no RF. This is different from the previous offers, because the F&B credits can be used anywhere, including the Legacy Club for drinks. Unless the daybed has zero value for you, it’s like getting a room at downtown’s swankiest casino for well under $100 per night. Details here.
Plaza—The package is $104 per person per day. Each day includes breakfast and dinner per person (limited menus), unlimited drinks, free parking, and no RF. This one probably cuts the room cost to the $25 range or less if you’re drinking on the square (not gambling), so it’s a good one for a tight budget. Details here.
STRAT—One night for $49 weekdays/$99 weekends, $25 dining credit, tower admission for two, and no RF. It works out to a $24 room midweek, another good budget play. Details here.
Downtown Grand—Two-night minimum at $89 per night, includes $50 F&B credit, four drink tickets, free early check-in and late check-out, free room upgrade if available (ask); free parking, and no RF. This one’s a bit skimpy, working out to about $60 per night, but the early/late/upgrade throw-ins are nice, not to mention this is the only casino in Las Vegas with a mini-dog park. Details here.
That’s a lot of choices and I’m guessing they’re not the end of it. Of course, personal preferences will dictate the best deal for you, but MGM is far and away the cup winner for value.
As an aside, when MGM comes in tops for value, you know Vegas is dealin’!
No CFN
We were expecting the opening of Club Fortune North in April or at least news of an opening date, but we got neither. It’s been quiet over there. MAYbe this month.
Old-Vegas Pods
If you’re an old-Vegas fan, here are two podcasts you’ll want to listen to. The first is a “Gambling With an Edge” show featuring Cowboy Buzz, who worked at the Stardust during the Lefty Rosenthal years. His stories will blow your mind. The second is Colin Jones’ Blackjack Apprenticeship interview with Max Rubin. Do you want to hear some incredible gambling stories? This is the place. Check out Cowboy Buzz here and Max Rubin here.
Breaking the Slot Code
It’s been a long wait, but for a worthwhile payoff. Our book Breaking the Slot Code is at the printer and due back this month, at which time we’ll fulfill orders immediately. Thank you for your patience.

