Q:
In celebration of the debut of Las Vegas' newest casino, here's a Silly Little Survey. It's a deliberate mystery, designed to stimulate your imagination, but there are some "official" designations or suggestions as to what "SLS" could or should stand for; pick your favorite from one of theirs (first 4 listed) or one of ours, or email us with YOUR idea(s).
A:
1620 Total Votes
| So Long, Sahara |
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| Style Luxury Service |
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| Sunshine Liquor & Sex |
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| Sh!tty Luck at Slots! (previously submitted by an LVA reader) |
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| Suckers, Losers, and Squares |
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| OTHER -- suggestions, please! |
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| Smooth Like Silk |
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| Sleep Later, Stupid! |
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| Sexy Little Shack |
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| Sam (Nazarian) Loves Steve (Wynn) |
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| Smells Like Sushi |
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| Something Lovely Starting |
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| Sophisticated Lifestyle Supplier |
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| Secret Letters Stand for?? |
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| Strip Loves Sam |
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Analysis
With recent offerings from the resort itself having included an invitation to a "Seriously Lavish Stay" and a warning to be careful of a just-washed "Slippery Little Surface," it's clear that the new SLS will be taking this cute device and running with it for the foreseeable future. In the meantime, here are a few of your suggestions (and don't forget to vote in our new Reader Poll, which was hit by some earlier technical problems, but is all up-and-running just fine again now and is in need of your voting sustenance!
- Still Lovin' Showbiz
- Seeking Losers Shamelessly
- Sahara's Last Stand
- Sam Loses Shirt [Ed: Aw, let's hope not]
- Soy La Salsa [Ed: An SLS LOL!]
- "Stanford Law School used the SLS acronym. Now I can brag to my attorney friends that I went to SLS! Figure that Specialized Loan Services might be appropriate, too!"
- Same Lousy Slots
- Stay Like Stars
- Stratosphere's Little Sister
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