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Question of the Day - 23 August 2006

Q:
In regard to Penn and Teller, can Teller speak? I've never actually seen him say anything.
A:

Yes, we can confirm that he can indeed talk -- at great length and with some passion -- although you're unlikely to ever hear him do so. You might read Teller's spoken word in the occasional newspaper/magazine interviews he takes part in. You might even see him speak in Penn & Teller's stage show, but as this tends to take place to the accompaniment of extremely loud machinery, you can't actually hear him or be sure that he's not just lip-syncing.

Why doesn't he speak in the show? Here's an explanation from one of their official Web sites:

"When Teller first began performing at fraternity parties in his college days, he discovered that if he didn't speak, the frat boys would set down their cups of beer, remove their hands from their girlfriends' breasts, and pay attention to what he was doing." Fair enough.

The site goes on to confirm that he is capable of speech and, to be precise, "has a pleasant tenor voice with a Philadelphia accent." And this we can confirm, from personal experience.

The reason? A member of the QoD staff once conducted what she believes is the only television interview that the little guy has ever granted, for a series produced for The Learning Channel (TLC). The subject was the history of magic, about which he is something of an expert, the location was Penn and Teller's somewhat scary and industrial warehouse in Las Vegas, and the year was 1997. Getting Teller to agree to this historic event involved much correspondence with their L.A. agent, who was not in favor of the idea, but Teller had apparently been looking for just such an opportunity to share his knowledge and finally intervened to make it happen.

The reason the occasion particularly sticks in the mind of our staffer is that it was the first time she'd ever interviewed anyone for TV, let alone anyone remotely famous and with such a big and hairy scary partner, while surrounded by "CAUTION" tape and chainsaws. Turns out that once you get him chatting about something he cares about, Teller can really talk ... and talk: The interview lasted some three hours, during the course of which he actually broke down and cried.

For those who don't know about his background, Teller's a former classics teacher and a scholar of all things ancient Roman and Greek, and his emotional outburst stemmed from some explanation of his passion for Sophocles and Shakespeare, or some such. Still, it was all slightly unnerving for a young British TV producer, who was scared that Penn might decide to take some action against her for upsetting his buddy. Thankfully, he didn't and she lived to see another day. And Teller made a highly informed, erudite, and witty contribution to the project.

If you're interested in hearing Teller talk, it seems that "The Mysteries of Magic" series is still available (new and used) on Amazon.com, in both VHS and DVD format. It's a three-part series and if memory serves correctly, the "Death-Defying Feats" episode features the most of Teller, although he appears -- and speaks, on camera -- in all three.


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Update 21 August 2006
Thanks to the various readers who wrote in with the following extra info. regarding opportunities to hear Teller speak:
  • "I believe Teller also spoke on an episode of "While You Were Out" on The Learning Channel, when Penn surprised him with a dressing room makeover. The original airdate was March 21, 2004."
  • "I just wanted to submit an amusing story about Teller speaking. It was in the late 80's and I was watching 'Entertainment Tonight.' They were featuring Penn & Teller. Penn was doing all the talking, as usual, but at the end of the interview Teller looks directly into the camera and and says 'good night.' His reaction was hilarious. When he realized what he had done he covered his mouth and ducked away from the camera. A priceless tid bit of pop culture."
  • "You answered a question about 'Teller' and his lack of 'speaking.' I would include another chance to hear his wonderful voice is to watch the movie Long Gone in which he has a speaking part. It is one of the best baseball movies ever made and having Teller in the movie makes it that much more memorable."
  • And more on the above: "Regarding whether or not Teller can speak: I can't believe you guys missed this. Teller appeared (and spoke) in a great made-for-HBO movie from 1987 called Long Gone. He played Arte Johnson's son as the owner's of a minor league baseball time in Tampa around 1958. It also starred William Peterson, Virginia Madsen and Dermot Mulroney. It's a great rental. See: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093433."
  • "RE: Teller speaking. Teller also speaks, though briefly, in their 1989 movie, Penn & Teller Get Killed. He is also willing to speak to fans when they sign autographs after their shows."
  • "UPDATE: To today's answer, regarding whether Teller speaks. If anyone would like to hear his voice, purchase the DVD, the FANTASTICKS, a musical. He plays the 'Indian' and if you go to the DVD special features, watch the deleted scenes where Teller actually has lines in the play that were later left on the cutting room floor ... but restored on the DVD."
  • "In regards to your question of whether or not Teller can talk, Penn and Teller made a guest appearance on 'The Simpsons' which aired on 11/14/99 entitled, 'Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder,' episode #1106. Teller has a few lines in the episode in which he does speak."
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