A man and his girlfriend are playing a slot machine. They take turns hitting the spin button. They hit a jackpot when the lady spins the reels. Who gets the payout and the W2G? All of the money being played on is the man's.
At first, we thought this was the start of a joke: A man and his girlfriend are playing a slot machine ... Anyone want to take a stab at a punchline?
Reminding us of the world’s shortest joke: Man walks into a bar. Says ouch. (Seven words.)
Or the second shortest: Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. (Eleven words — and a writer’s favorite.)
Anyhoo, the answer is, whoever presses the spin button.
It doesn’t matter who’s sitting in the chair, or standing next to or behind the machine. It doesn’t matter whose money it is. It doesn’t matter if it’s the man, his girlfriend, or an aardvark. Even if a stranger happens to walk by, slap the button, and hit a big jackpot, it’s his or hers (though we suppose other issues might come into play in that situation.)
This is the policy in almost all casinos.
If there’s ever a legal problem, casinos stick to policy, even if the person who doesn’t get paid says he provided the money for the play and/or says they had an agreement. There have been many many lawsuits about this over the years.
In the latest case from late January, a man and his girlfriend were playing a slot machine at the Seminole Hard Rock in Fort Lauderdale. His money. Her finger. She pushed the spin button and hit a $100,000 jackpot. Casino surveillance confirmed that she’d done the deed. She not only collected, but asked security to walk her out to her car to prevent him from harassing her — and so much for being the man’s girlfriend.
In fact, we’ve heard that the man couldn’t even find a lawyer to take the case, which says a lot about the policy being quite clear and firm.
Sometimes a casino might alter the policy, but only if the two players have a single club account or the same last name. But in the overwhelming number of cases, the casino follows the exact policy.
The moral of the story: Don’t let anyone push your button. Which might be also be a punchline for the joke.
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Ray
Apr-25-2017
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Apr-25-2017
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Jason
Apr-25-2017
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Apr-25-2017
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