After eating at SO many Las Vegas buffets over the decades, I'm curious about what's the craziest thing you ever saw at one?
You’d think that, after eating at so many AYCE cudfests, where hordes of ravenous visitors and locals and kids and so on are all vying for food food food now now now, we’d’ve seen some wacky things over the years.
But our overriding impression is that, at scenes so suitable for strangeness, Las Vegas buffets are ordinarily quite subdued and genteel, with well-behaved patrons and well-run rooms.
Except for this one memorable moment.
We were just sitting there, minding our own sustenance business at a buffet that shall remain nameless, when a fairly heavyset man started walking toward us. The reason he caught our eye was that he was carrying two plates, one in each hand, piled very high with food.
He was wearing a sweatshirt a couple of sizes too small, which allowed us to see that his sweatpants seemed to be drooping lower and lower, from his waist to his hips to …
Right as he passed us, the sweatpants picked just that moment to give up the elastic ghost and fall to his ankles, revealing black boxer shorts decorated with orange ovals containing the logo of a famous superhero.
Holy Discomfiture, Batman! What now?
Well, the man stopped, looked at the plates in his hands, then down at the sweatpants bunched up around his tennis shoes, then back at his hands, shaking his head the whole while.
Then he simply shuffled forward again, gray sweats dragging along the floor. In his Batman boxers and too-small sweatshirt, he looked like he was just about to get into bed for the night.
We tried not to make it too obvious that we were still watching as he continued on to his table, put down his plates, and pulled up his pants.
But the most amazing thing about the entire incident was this: No one, besides us, noticed.
Tomorrow: The craziest things you've seen at buffets.
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