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Downtown Burger Makers to Smashburger Fans: Not a Damn Chance!

Walk into almost any trendy new burger spot, and you’ll probably hear the same pitch: smashburgers.

That’s why Neen Williams is quick to correct people when they describe the burgers at newly opened NADC Burger in Downtown Las Vegas’ Fremont East District.

“We are not a smash burger,” Williams recently told the Food and Loathing podcast. “We press our burgers so we could get that nice crust on our burger, but we do not overly smash and dry out the meat.”

His willingness to distance himself from the hottest trend in burgers might have something to with the fact that NADC Burger wasn’t created by a traditional restaurateur trying to cash in on a trend. It’s the product of an unusual partnership between Williams, a professional skateboarder with a longtime passion for cooking, and Michelin-starred chef Phillip Frankland Lee of Scratch Restaurants Group. What began as backyard burger sessions and pop-ups evolved into a fast-growing concept that recently opened its first permanent Las Vegas location near Fremont East.

At the center of the menu is a burger built around 100 percent Wagyu beef. Rather than flattening the patties into the ultra-thin style popularized by many smashburger joints, NADC presses its burgers just enough to create a crust, while preserving a juicier interior. Williams says the patties are finished with onions that steam directly into the meat during cooking, adding both flavor and moisture.

The burger is topped with American cheese, house-made sauce, pickles and four “tamed” pickled jalapeños designed to provide flavor and crunch without significant heat. The result is intended to balance the richness of the Wagyu beef rather than overwhelm it.

The restaurant’s name comes with its own story. NADC stands for “Not a Damn Chance,” a phrase Williams popularized on social media while documenting his fitness and cooking journey. When he and Frankland Lee began hosting burger pop-ups, the phrase became the obvious choice for a brand name.

While the burger world continues to embrace the smashburger craze, Williams isn’t interested in following the crowd. Instead, he’s betting that a carefully constructed Wagyu cheeseburger — one that’s pressed, not smashed — can stand out on its own.

Fans in a dozen other cities have embraced the idea. Whether Las Vegas will be next is still to be seen.

Hear Al Mancini’s interview with Neen Williams on the May 29 episode of the Food And Loathing podcast.

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License to Gouge

One of the hottest casinos on the Las Vegas Strip is—believe it or not—Casino Royale. How the humble have risen! The oft-mocked, independent joint was favored by a surprising amount of Sin City customers surveyed by Truist Securities. Out of all the places to stay, 4% said the Margaret Elardi-owned gambling den was their favorite. That’s as many as were partial to Harrah’s Las Vegas, that Strip monument to Stalinist architecture. It also put Casino Royale up there with Bellagio (the choice of 6%) and Caesars Palace (7%), but well behind MGM Grand (11%). Considering that two of those properties are synonymous with price-gouging and bad customer service, you have to wonder if Vegas tourists are masochistic by nature.

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Helping a Friend

Bob Dancer

I received a phone call from a very good friend — who isn’t a video poker expert. He’s the kind of person I’m willing to help basically an unlimited amount for free. 

He asked about using the “user defined games” section of WinPoker to add Deuces Bonus Poker (DWB). He didn’t see any way to enter a game with wild cards using that feature.

“Well,” I told him, “You’re correct that you can’t enter such a game using user defined games, but fortunately the game is already included. If you’re looking for “Deuces Bonus” you won’t find it, but if you’re looking for “Bonus Deuces,” you will.” 

Sure enough, he found it easily, and was embarrassed he couldn’t find it before he called me.

I asked him if he could share where he found a playable DWB game. I knew he wouldn’t be playing for small stakes, and he wouldn’t be playing if he didn’t think he had the advantage. 

Sometimes players aren’t willing to share such information, figuring that more skilled players who know about a particular play will kill the game. Still, we do favors back and forth so maybe he’d share with me this time. (And maybe not. He’d still be my friend if he felt he couldn’t share this particular game.)

“It’s actually an Ultimate X (UX) game. I’m trying to run coin-in at a casino in case I can’t find enough slot plays there. It’s not a positive play by itself, but enough coin-in gets you good mailers. Playing that game exclusively would be too expensive of a way to earn the mailers, but if it only averaged 20% or so of your play (with the rest being slots), it would be a good filler.

“I know UX games are played differently than regular video poker,” he continued, “but I don’t know the DWB game at all and wanted to get a feeling for it.”

I told him he was going about it wrong. The strategy for UX DWB is much different from regular DWB — primarily because when you get a straight flush in UX DWB, you get a 12x multiplier on the next hand. So you play for straight flushes MUCH more often in the UX game than you do in the regular game.

I do not have a UX DWB strategy. If I felt I needed to play that game, I’d have to buy the strategy from somebody else — and I currently don’t have anyone I know who can make one — or use the VP PRO strategy analyzer on videopoker.com to figure it out. 

The VP PRO strategy analyzer requires a monthly or annual fee to use. It allows you to get correction on several games that WinPoker doesn’t — and one of those games is UX. 

You can play the game, get correction when you are wrong, and ask it the correct play for any hand with any “sum of multipliers (SOM).” It’s a lot of work to create a strategy using this tool, but it’s the best way to do it for those of us without access to advanced programming skills.

The difficulty with UX for any game is that the strategy changes for different SOMs. Consider the Triple Play version. Multipliers can range from 1x to 12x for each hand — meaning the SOM can range from 3x to 36x. There are hands you play the same for all SOM levels (like a dealt straight flush, for example) and there are hands that you play differently at low SOMs and high SOMs. 

To cover all possibilities, you need to create 30+ strategies. Which is not a trivial feat. Five Play SOMs range from 5x to 60x, so that means 50+ strategies. For Ten Play you need a different approach because VP PRO doesn’t cover that game. It’s far too complicated.

When I played UX, I used a simplified strategy for each game — created by someone who I’m not in touch with anymore. It was complicated, but manageable. I don’t play the game anymore because the games I have the strategy for (like 9/6 Double Double Bonus UX Ten Play) do not exist anywhere that I know about.

I’m not sure my message was welcome news to my friend, but it kept him from wasting his time practicing something that wasn’t going to do him any good.

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Bobby Vegas — Be a Patriot

Bobby Vegas: Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Triple-Zero Roulette

Bulletin! Bulletin! Stop the presses. A Bobby Vegas emergency has been declared. Calling all able-minded swift-fingered patriots.

Developed in the last hours of Memorial Day, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is: Come to Vegas. Now.

To paraphrase Ed Harris’ quote from Apollo 13, “Failure is not an option. People, work the problem.”

People! Men, women, heck, bring your dogs if you have to, America needs you today, so step up.

My best bud Bobby Wilson alerted me that he was driving down the Strip (during the BTS K-Pop invasion at Allegiant, no less ) and said the street was as empty as COVID. He’d invited his son to town to take advantage of hotel rooms for $0. Zero? I had to check it out. Okay, I didn’t find any zero-dollar rooms, but I was stunned to find on Expedia Strip hotels for $8-$20 a night!

Here they are: Circus Circus, Harrah’s, Horseshoe, Linq all $8; Flamingo and Excalibur $9; Luxor and Sahara $12; Strat $15; Planet Hollywood $20. These are all before resort fees, so call it $60-$70 total per night. On the Strip! Find a hotel anywhere in the U.S. right now for less than $125 to $200.

“All we are asking is give Vegas a chance.”

Be an American. Gamble. Eat! (As Grandma used to say, “You’re just skin and bones!”) Party, dance, see shows, buy clothes, but come to VEGAS.

America needs you. More important, Vegas needs you. All you need to do is super easy. With literally tens of thousands of empty hotel rooms (especially if you’re flexible and can come Sunday to Thursday), grab a super-value Bobby Vegas vacay.

The Canadians abandoned us. The Mexicans. The Asians. While Americans are being socked with $4 and $5 gas, food inflation, rising utilities, the corporates are desperate, throwing deals out there you NEED to take advantage of. Smell blood? Pounce.

Frankly I’m tired of all the Vegas bashing. This is a value play of epic proportions. Don’t miss out. Grab it.

With any active casino play, they’ll roll out the red carpet and toss in free … well, everything. Free play, food credits, shows — you name it, you can probably get it. Just ask. Then tell us. Report back to us here @ LVA HQ.

Pining for the good ol’ days? They’re here. Again. I stayed at the Stardust for $14 a night with $10 free play back and a free buffet coupon or two.

I’ve been raving about the insane deal the Wynn’s been sending me that, when all the free play and food credits are subtracted, ends up costing $6.50 a night. For the Wynn.

People. Step up. Vegas needs you. Ask not … no, correct that. Do ask what Vegas can do for you and what you can do for Vegas. Easy peasy. Just show up.

We thank you. We salute you. Now go find the good machines and rock the house, baby. Patriotism never felt this good.

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Atlantic City surges, New York stumbles

Long-awaited casinos in New York City aren’t coming out of the starting blocks well. Resorts World New York may have been overhasty in installing table games. Steve Cohen is having a hard time getting his ducks in a row at Metropolitan Park and Bally’s Corp. has no financing yet for Bally’s Bronx beyond the $500 million license fee, plus a $115 million gratuity paid to Donald Trump. Bally’s may be the lucky one, as it will have time to study its competitors’ mistakes.

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Further Look at Changing Strategy

Bob Dancer

A few weeks ago, I discussed a long-gone game where getting all 13 quads yielded a 500-coin bonus. In the article, a lady, “Joyce,” asked me about a situation where you just needed four kings to complete the cycle and you were dealt KK443 in 9/6 Bonus Poker Deluxe.

I said you should hold two pair — and Joyce said that whatever I said she was just going to hold the kings because it made more sense to her.

One of my readers, John, wanted a better clarification because holding the kings made sense to him as well.

Another reader, Mike, suggested he read the Wizard of Odds discussion of Power Quads — which describes a very similar situation. In that discussion, Michael Shackleford analyzed the game under a “use a constant strategy for the entire cycle” strategy — but suggested at the end that the return might be higher with strategy deviations — but the reader would have to figure out those adjustments for himself. If you’re going to be making adjustments, presumably, at the minimum, you’d hold the kings from KK443 if kings were the last quad you needed to get your bonus.

With a great deal of nervousness, I suggest Shackleford is wrong! I believe a constant strategy is best. 

By the time you see this, you can be sure that Shackleford has been forwarded the original article and my statement that I think his line in the Power Quads article is incorrect — and if he chooses to respond, I will publish here what he says. 

Shackleford is an extremely proficient mathematician, specializing in analyzing games, and my skills in this area pale in comparison. Comparatively speaking, I might be a smart high school student and he would be an award-winning college professor. Not in the same league at all!

I did reach out to Shackleford. He said he stands by what he wrote in his original article, and from the hand in question, he would just hold the kings. He went over the math of the value of holding the kings — for this one hand only — and the value of holding two pair — and holding the kings was clearly superior.

I’m not disputing that. But I’m looking at maximizing the value of getting all 13 quads, again and again, not getting kings once. I didn’t continue the discussion with Shackleford. He’s largely retired now from analyzing games and living in the state of Washington.

There was another promotion years ago that leads me to my belief that a single strategy might be best.

Perhaps 25-30 years ago, the Orleans casino in Las Vegas had a promotion where connecting on two royal flushes in the same denomination within a certain time period (perhaps it was one week — perhaps it was one month — I don’t remember) would lead to the second royal being paid double.

They had a dozen or so dollar Triple Play machines with a number of games on them including both 9/6 Jacks or Better (99.54% — royal cycle 40,391) and 10/7 Double Bonus Poker (100.17% — royal cycle 48,048). (Those were the days!)

At the time, Triple Play was relatively new and they didn’t have any version with more lines than three. Still, if you’re playing a promotion where you get paid double on the second royal within a given time period, playing the same pay schedule on Triple Play rather than single line is a no-brainer you had sufficient bankroll. Royals come about much more frequently on Triple Play than they do on single line games. I think I decided to play JoB because the royal cycle was shorter.

The question then became: What strategy should I use? Although there are many possible strategies, I decided to look at two.

  1. For the first royal, use regular 4,000-coin royal strategy. After I got that one, if I still had time to play, use an 8,000-coin royal strategy until I hit the second one.
  1. Use a 6,000-coin royal strategy and keep going until I hit two royals. 

I’m not going to reproduce my analysis here, but I remember it came out using the single 6,000-coin strategy until I hit two royals was more profitable than using the 4,000-coin strategy until I hit the first one and then use the 8,000-coin strategy. 

The differences between the two promotions are numerous. Still, I’m guessing (hoping, really) that the one strategy rule applies in both cases.

I still believe that the one strategy approach is better — even though Shackleford seems to believe otherwise. I have a ton of respect for him. But this time I think my approach is better.

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The Backlash is Here

Every weekday our routine begins with a scan of the top 150 gambling and sports betting stories on Google. It can be a depressing task, given the mounting tide of articles and opinion pieces damning Big Gaming for addicting Americans to the thrill of a legal bet. Taken in tandem with some recent legislative actions, it leads to the inescapable conclusion that a backlash against gambling isn’t coming. It’s here.

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Bobby Vegas — Is $10 Worth $110? Inquiring Minds Want To Know

Bobby Vegas: Friends Don’t Let Friends Play Triple-Zero Roulette

A reader asked about the best games to play at Caesars. My four-letter answer? NONE.

Wanna play 9/6 JOB? You can — for $25/$125.

At the Rio, just behind Caesars and across the freeway, its $.25. That’s a buck twenty-five max play. One percent the level at Caesars. Play while Rome burns? Or Samba at the Rio?

I’m a dancer. Guess where I play?

Our reader, let’s call him “Joe Player,” also wanted to know whether my Frugal Video Poker Strategy Guide ebook, combined with my “Best VP on the Strip” booklet, which I value together at $50, are worth my price of $19.88. (Pssst! Hey! Yeah, you. The coupon code is: advantage 10 at BobbyVegas.com.)

My answer? Place open palm to forehead. Slap repeatedly.

I’ve personally won over $3,500 with info gleaned from my worn-out hard copy of Jean Scott’s FVPSG. I actually used it so much, I had to buy bought a second copy before I ended up republishing it. Now it’s on my phone. Yours can be too, kids.

Gold doesn’t come close to the value of Jean’s guide. It’s worth 100 times the price.

Progressive breakevens at a glance? For ANY SCHEDULE? Where NOT to PLAY? It’s not just how much you MAKE, it’s how much you KEEP.

Now, Joe Player was 1150 tier credits away from Diamond and wanted to get to “waived resort fees” at Caesars. According to VPfree2, Caesars’ resort fee is $62.50.

Here, just take my wallet.

Over the bridge at Rio, use the AWESOME NRF (that’s NO RESORT FEE) coupon from LVA’s Member Rewards Book and get the RF waived for nothing.

BTW, Rio has a VERY nice pool, 9/6 JOB EVERYWHERE, Penn and Teller, KISS, and Star Wars Burlesque. (The Palms and Gold Coast across the street combined have nearly two dozen restaurants, all good. Also, there’s a Walgreen’s nearby for water, snacks, and meds — and the Strip is a short ride away; you can even walk it, if you dare.)

Back to playing for Diamond.

Joe Player had a 10x-points offer, which would make the Triple Double Bonus 99.68% or the 99.54% JOB $25/$125 games at Caesars positive expectation.

Again, at VPfree2 under the Players Club tab (which I always check; thank you, VPFree2 people; you’re the best!), you can check the points comp levels at any casino.

So, risk thousands to waive the resort fee or use a coupon for NRF? Conclusion? NO BRAINER.

Remember, people, “Play where you want to play and stay where you want to stay.”

PS. Go see the biopic Michael and if you don’t think Jafaar Jackson (Michael’s nephew) is incredible as MJ, I’ll give you a free ebook. Just save your ticket.

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Autoslash for Car Rentals and Rebooking


For my upcoming Las Vegas trip, I booked a two-day rental from Budget at $65.64. That was the lowest price I saw, thanks to Autoslash.

As mentioned in another blog, I rebooked my return flight to save miles on Southwest. This caused my rental-car dropoff time to be later and went outside of the two-day original rental.

My original rental was pick up at 11 a.m. (10:30 flight arrival) and drop off at 9:30 a.m. (noon flight departure). My new departure time is 2:30 p.m.

I figured I could stretch the pickup to noon (and maybe do a little airport slot hustling) and make my drop off at 12 noon as well. There is a 29-minute grace period with Budget as well.

When you book through Autoslash, they use Priceline to manage the actual booking. So first I contacted Autoslash and they said they couldn’t make any changes. Then I contacted Priceline and they told me the same thing. If I rebooked the reservation through Autoslash, the rate was now $77.

Finally, I called Budget directly (the rental company I had chosen). After a four-minute wait, I was connected and Budget had no issues with changing the pickup and dropoff times.

If you use Autoslash, once you make the reservation, you cannot modify it. The same with Priceline. The pleasant surprise what that the rental car company itself was so accommodating.

I criticize rental car companies a lot (and rightfully so). In this case, I’m giving Budget the praise that it’s due.