Boiler I Need Your Advice...

...on places to go to in Mexico. I am looking primarily for a good beach and someplace that will keep baby and I entertained for a 5 night stay. We aren't into golf but we both like things like jet skis, hiking, clubbing, good food and heavy drinking. Destination recommendations as well as places to stay would be appreciated.

He called you a "scumbag" when you told us about your date(s) with Baby, so I would take any advice he offers with a huge grain of salt.

I think that was somebody else.

While I've been to Acapulco three times, I've not been there for 35 years.  It's not what it used to be.  I've been to Cabo once, and that was 21 years ago, but from what I hear it might be a fit for you.

I've been going to Isla Mujeres for the past 17 years.  It's a 5 mile long X 1/3 mile wide island located just off of the coast of Cancun.  Understand that while this place doesn't have what one might call a "clubbing" atmosphere, there is plenty of drinking.  I participate in this activity very heartily.  There are really no "clubs", but instead lots of cantinas and restaurants that serve alcohol.  Very few thumping bass, late night joints, but a ton of places serving booze.  Plenty of live music, but while some is very good, most of the music talent is mediocre.

There is great great great food on the island, and far from only Mexican food.  Food from all over the world will be found.  The food is one of the things that makes this place a gem.

The beach that you want to stay on is Playa Norte.  Let me know if you're interested, and I'll suggest some good options to stay, depending on your budget.  Eating and drinking on the island is very reasonable, and Playa Norte is stunningly beautiful.

Another thing that you should know is that there is no zoning on this island.  You will find fancy hotels next to shacks.  You will find multi-million dollars homes next to another shack with chickens.  Don't confuse these poor folks with being unhappy an angry, however.  They live simple, yet happy lives with no animosity to visting tourists.  If this makes you uncomfortable, then maybe an all inclusive might better suit you.  There are no large all inclusive joints on Isla, however.

Let me know if you want more info.  I know that island quite well.

Oh, Mark, you are correct.  Kevin is once again making shit up.

I'm not going to search the archives, but each and every one of our resident nasty conservitards attacked you for your supposed moral turpitude when you related your Vegas adventures. Boiler was one of them.

However, he does seem to have provided you with good information. That just shows that even a rabid Trump-licking conservitard is capable of rational discussion without bleating about Biden or the trillions of IMMERGENTS flooding across the border.

Boiler is refreshingly honest when he says he goes to these places for the cheap booze but despises the nonwhite people who live there. I would imagine that it's possible to vacation there and almost completely avoid contact with the locals. Boiler probably knows that it's counterproductive to spit on the help.

Kevin, please search the archives and prove your point.  You can't.

Kevin is wrong on so many fronts.  I generally look for joints where the Mexicans hang.  Kevin makes a lot of ignorant and inaccurate assumptions.

Kevin believes that anyone who disagrees with illegal immigration is racist which is magnificently ignorant.

Let's see those archives Kevin?  Kevin couldn't be wrong or making something up.  No way!  

Stop arguing with this guy.  He is unhappy, broke and delusional.  He is already starting threads now about how the evil Replublicans will take over again.  He is already worried that Joe is doing such a crap job that he will blow it for his party in 9 months but yet tells us how decent of a man he is and how well he is doing.  And sadly, he attempts to teach kids.  (Well most subs, just hold a glorified study hall.  We can't assume old Kevin is doing much more than that.)  Steal some lunch $ from the kids instead so you can get a few hands of quarter video poker in on your next Vegas trip, you dork! 

According to Thomas Sowell, "It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of superiority in their ignorance". Subsitute "Kevin" for the word "people" -- a perfect fit.

Your demeanor and manner show exactly what is wrong with your kind.